Anna's Fast

Govt has ultimately bent down.They've permitted Anna Hazare to go on fast for fifteen days at Ramlila Maidan ,Delhi. Anna would start indefinite fast today and not fast unto death as was his program on earlier occasion.It means he'd continue fast as long as his health would permit.This decision is communicated to press and public by Kiran Bedi, a member of Anna's team.

Interestingly,Anna is capable of continuing fast for nine consecutive days without any serious health problem, a social activist doctor closely associated with Anna claims.Incidentally,Anna is a patient of high blood pressure and takes anti hypertensive medicine regularly.That apart,he's a patient of peptic ulcer too.Still so enormous is his mental strength he'd manage to continue fast for days together putting govt on the spot.

However,a section of people in UPA govt think otherwise.They expect at this age Anna would not be able to continue fast for long as he'll fall ill and be hospitalized.When Anna will be in hospital, his supporters will thin out and as a result Anna's movement will lose momentum and might ultimately die down.

Perhaps those who indulge in harbouring above facile optimism are in fools' paradise.Popular discontent against corruptions is so intense and support to Anna is so spontaneous and overwhelming this anti-corruption stir will not tone down until parliament passes a strong Lokpal Bill to arrest corruptions.

What's most shocking is some people have started vilification campaign against Anna.They question Anna's honesty and integrity.Some even smell foreign hand behind the present movement.However, the Gandhian leader is made of sterner stuff.Nothing can stand in the way of his mission.

In view of the prevailing unrelenting popular mood against corruptions govt should shun its ego that whatever be the suggestions of Anna and the civil society regarding Lokpal Bill it's the parliament which would decide the final form of the Bill, no matter the legislation is not strong enough to take on corruptions effectively.The present unrest should not be allowed drift any more and it's high time govt could reach a compromise formula through dialogue with Anna and his team so that parliament can pass a strong Lokpal Bill as desired by millions of people of our country.

In lighter vein only!

On anti-corruption movement:

(1)Mayawati joins Anna's movement!
Son:Dad, Mayawati has extended support to Anna Hazare for his crusade against corruption.
Dad:I think Lalu prasad too would soon follow suit.
Son:May be, dad.
Dad:It's high time Anna could revise his decision of continuing fast.

(2)UPA on tiger's back!
Son: They say Anna's put UPA govt on a tiger's back making it difficult to alight by refusing to leave Tihar Jail.
Dad; But govt is behaving like a tiger still roaring against Anna's demand of Jana Lokpal Bill.
Son: If so, it reminds one of Bikram-Aur-Betal.

(3)USA behind anti-corruption movement
Son:Dad, UPA claims America is behind Anna's movement against Corruptions
Dad:Then we should be grateful to USA in helping us fighting corruptions.

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Message on 65th Independencen Day

Have my heartiest greetings on the 65th Independence Day of our nation.Many of you've not seen the British Raj but fortunately or unfortunately I did.I can proudly claim I happened to be a witness to historic event of transfer of power from the British and emergence of an independent and sovereign nation India.On this auspicious day I can't help striking a discordant note like our Prime Minister that India has earned the dubious distinction of emerging as one of the most corrupt countries of the world in 65 years also.What's most worrying is our elected leaders fail or don't like to realize this home truth.So they're reluctant to weed out corruptions and instead endeavour to pamper them.It's people who can bring them to senses.Perhaps those days are not far off.We have to find solace in such optimism,may it be a wishful thinking.Thank you.

Proposed Agitation Against Lokpal Bill

It's shocking after passing a toothless and spineless Lokpal Bill that is to all appearances intend to perpetuate corruptions instead of eradicating them some of the high profile cabinet ministers vociferously demand any law passed by the parliament can't be objected to or adversely criticized by the civil society or any attempt to go in for agitation to modify the law in favour of their demand is an affront to parliament.Whatever is passed in parliament is not sacrosanct and so to contest it is no sacrilege either.The argument put forward by our elected leaders are not only silly but it's an attempt to take people for a ride. We have elected some people to parliament by electoral process who're entrusted with the power to pass legislations.It's expected they'd frame the appropriate law to suit the purpose and make no mistake deliberately or otherwise to serve some vested interest.So in case the law is found wanting in merit to tackle the situation people has every right to protest against such an impotent law as in case of Lokpal Bill.Delhi administration should in no way prevent Anna Hazare and civil society from launching agitation against Lokpal Bill.

Presidency University:Mentor group vs Council

Perhaps every institution has teething trouble when it starts functioning.So Presidency university might not be an exception.There has arisen a difference of opinion between the Presidency Council and the mentor group over opening of new courses at post graduate level though both members of the council and mentors are trying hard to make Presidency university as one of the best universities of the country by redeeming the lost glory.True, Presidency authorities have already taken decision to open PG courses in six new subjects like mathematics, statistics, history, political science, sociology and philosophy.But the decision can be reconsidered in view of the mentors' suggestion not to launch these courses because of lack of infrastructure.Though mentor group is only an advisory body and its suggestion is no binding on the council, it does not augur well for the new born university to respect the mentors more in defiance than in observance from the very beginning.Nor does it send a good message to people at large.It's expected the council and the mentor group would work in tandem.What 's worrying again Prof.Suranjan Das, vice- chancellor of Calcutta University who is member of the Presidency Council has contested the decision of the Council to open new courses at Post graduate level.It sadly reflects lack of coordination even among the members of the Executive Council.Any way, a spirit of confrontation between the members of the council and those of mentor group is extremely unfortunate and if it continues as such, the purpose of forming the mentor group to aid and advise the executive council for better functioning of the latter will be lost.So the problem should be sorted out as early as possible in the interest of the university.Other wise, it would only bear out the old saying:too many cooks spoil the broth.

Derailed Railways

Indian Railways are now in complete mess.It seems there's no administration worth the name to look after such massive network like Railways.Rail carries millions of people and is considered the main life line of our country.Rail is also the largest employer in public sector.What's very alarming is the safety and security of Railways are at the receiving end and so Rail is plagued with frequent accidents People now fear to board trains.Those who're on long journey by trains remain worried all the way and thank providence when they reach their destination safely. In fact, no body can assure a passenger that he/she would travel safe and reach the destination.What's very worrying again is more often that not faults in railway tracks are found to be root cause of accidents as they're not well maintained.In the recent derailment and head on collision between Guwahati-B'lore and Azimganj-Malda Passenger near Malda soil below the railway track was found to have subsided due to rains.It was not earlier detected for sheer lack of supervision.

Again, railway men sometimes badly lack their sense of responsibility.In the accident referred to above the guard of Guwahati express who remained unhurt after the accident didn't allegedly care to inform the station master of the nearest station with the help of his walkie talkie so that he(station master) could halt Azimganj Passenger there.Or he could show the in-coming Azimganj Passenger red signal from his lantern.In fact, he did none of the two.What a callousness!

Most of the Railway accidents now occur because of human errors.In post accident rescue operation and other related crisis management activities Rail's performance is far from satisfactory. Introduction of large number of new trains without upgrading infrastructure to bear the burnt has made the matter worse and also contribute to frequent accidents.

Rail has decreased man power sufficiently and so there're fewer people to check tracks and railway equipments regularly or properly.What's unfortunate, Rail has failed to press into service the much talked about anti-collision devices as yet reportedly due to lack of fund.It's difficult to think Rail stakes people's lives for financial constraints.

Passenger amenities have also touched almost rock bottom.Quality of food served from Railways pantry cars are normally poor and some times inedible.What's more,incidences of passengers being roughed up by employees of pantry car services of mail or express trains are now almost daily occurrences.New Railway minister is expected to take proper initiative to address the problems and put the Railways on right track.

It's hammer and not humour!

An open letter to Mir regarding Mirakkel:
Dear Mir,
Though I admire your sense of humour and your consummate skill to anchor a program, I can’t stomach many of the humours dished out in your much hyped program Mirakkel .They’re more hammers than humours as their punch lines more often than not grievously punch the listeners-cum- viewers’ mind. If I’m not wrong your Mirakkel is primarily a family show.But many of the humours are so overtly bed-pan type that they cannot be viewed or listened to with children. Of course, you might well contest my sense of obscenity and it might trigger a never ending debate about what’s obscene and what’s not. You might call me puritan too. Anyway, I’m not going to delve into such a debate and simply speak my mind and for that matter my opinion as a viewer. In fact, what’s shocked me is many of your participants have penchant for presenting sex-oriented jokes, that too bordering on vulgarity. What’s more shocking you along with your judges greet the contestants with thunderous applause when such jokes are presented. However, nothing is unmixed good or bad in the world. Many of your contestants on the other hand really present brilliant and sometimes thought provoking jokes that can cheer up even the most depressed and melancholic personalities. Admittedly, it’s really difficult to prepare intelligent jokes but it doesn’t necessarily means the contestants would indulge in openly sex-related jokes and you would encourage them by deafening claps. Isn’t it unfortunate?

An impotent Lokpal Bill!

It has happened what we were afraid of.Govt has approved of long awaited Lokpal Bill.But the Bill is toothless,clawless an impotent one and it's purportedly conceived to perpetuate corruptions.Since 1969 the anti corruption bill(Lokpal) was revived in parliament as many as ten times in long 43 years but it couldn't see the light of the day. So after inordinately long wait our parliament would deliver us a weak crippled and maimed Lokpal baby(Bill).If people don't vehemently oppose the approved Bill in the present form that would soon be placed in Parliament and to all probabilities easily passed dashing all our hopes to have a very powerful and all-encompassing Lokpal Bill that would effectively take on corruptions in every sphere of life and ours would be the least corrupt country of the world would be dashed to the ground.

Govt officers in the A grade and above are placed in the purview of the Bill though corruptions are found to amply pervade the lower rungs too.So unless a comprehensive approach is made to eradicate corruptions among govt officials the Bill is unlikely to produce desired effect.CBI has been left out of Lokpal and it's an open secret people in high places in govt are apt to influence CBI.It's under duress CBI has recently charge sheeted two union ministers who're now behind the bar.It's looked upon as more an exception than a rule.PM and higher judiciary are not placed in the ambit of Lokpal Bill despite strong and repeated suggestion by the members of the Civil society and innumerable people of our country.Even MPs' accountability to Lokpal for their corrupt activities in parliament like cash for vote etc. has not been conceded to.What's more, govt is trying to gag the dissenting voice regarding the Bill.Anna Hazare who initiated movement against corruptions through his fast unto death that gave a jolt to the union govt which was virtually caught napping over Lokpal Bill has now been denied permission by the adminitration to observe indefinite fast at Delhi in protest against the toothless Lokpal Bill.In fact, most of the important and valued suggestions of Anna's civil society have been honoured more in nonchalant defiance than in acceptance by the govt.

In jest only!

(1)Gorkhaland
Son: Dad, Center initially objected to the term Gorkhaland in the tripartite accord that has been signed but Didi convinced center that the term would do no harm. Why?
Dad: Because Gorkhas were unwilling to part with their land.

(2)Demand for statehood.
Son: Dad, Gorkha Janamukti Morcha (GJM) say they have not given up their demand for Gorkhaland as a separate state.
Dad: Similarly, Didi has not given up her demand for undivided Bengal, my son.

(3)Greater Coochbehar
Son: Dad, we all should support the demand for Greater Coochbehar.
Dad: Why my son?
Son: Then we’ll obviously get greater Bengal, dad.

Why in so hurry?

Mamata's fulfilling electoral promises:
Even the worst detractor of Mamata Banerjee would admit she's a woman gifted with inexhaustible treasure of energy and rare ability to work hard and fast too.She is an extraordinary personality ingrained with remarkable quality of taking drive and initiative whenever necessary.With in two months of her assuming office as Chief minister she's tried hard to fulfill many of her electoral promises.

What's interesting is she's always in a hurry and this hurriedness more often than not makes a mess of things.Immediately after taking oath as CM she attempted to make the treaty that LF govt made with Tatas on Singur Nano factory public.But due to legal hurdle she'd to back track.

To fulfill her electoral promise to return land from Singur Nano factory site to the 'unwilling' farmers she hurriedly made an ordinance.But she'd to hark back as the ordinance was later found to be unconstitutional by legal experts.So she hurriedly again passed a special legislation for return of the promised land in Singur in the assembly amid walk-out of the opposition.Later this legislation was contested in court of law by Tata Motors and is still subjudice.

Next to solve the problem of GJM who was long agitating at hills for separate Gorkhaland she made a Tripartite treaty between state govt, central govt and GJM on Gorkhaland Territorial Administration which has conferred maximum possible autonomy to GJM along with a portion of Dooars and Terai to be added to their territory.GJM is happy with this treaty particularly for inclusion of name Gorkhaland which paves the way for future movement for statehood.Not only that, the treaty itself categorically mentions GJM is not parting with their demand for separate Gorkhaland.In fact GJM leadership is making no bones about their demand for separate statehood.It simply means division of Bengal can't be altogether ruled out in days to come.What's more, resentment is running high among the tribals and other ethnic groups in Dooars and Terai against the merging of their land with Gorkhaland territory.That apart,the treaty is a shot in the arm of the sponsors of movement for Greater Coochbehar, who have started indefinite fast at Delhi and Coochbehar in support of their demand.

To bring peace in Jungalmahal she visited the place and promised to begin developmental activities there shortly.She declared all tribals of Jungalmahal were entitled to BPL cards.However,Maoists have their persistent demand for withdrawal of joint forces and release of all prisoners.CM has called upon the Maoists to open dialogue with the govt,abjure violence and return to main stream of politics.So whether peace would return to Jungalmahal depends on how Maoists react to CM's overture of peace.However, political circles are not very optimistic in this regard.

What is important is Mamata Banerjee's claim yesterday during her speech at victory celebration and observing martyr's day at Brigade Parade Ground that she solved all the above noted problems with in record time of two months has not yet proved true and we need to wait and watch for some time more for the results.

Hoax?

When LF govt, routed in assembly polls ,left writers’, coffer was reportedly empty. State’s now over head and ears in debt. However, Central govt has assured state to pay assistance to partially wriggle out of the financial crisis and advised it to earn revenue to strengthen economic position. But state govt fight sigh of taking measures to augment state’s income by levying taxes in some form or other lest it could be unpopular to public. Nevertheless it continues to make promises galore of developmental activities almost everywhere without caring for money to implement these developmental programs. The state has promised almost 70,000 new jobs in different spheres. Who will pay their salaries while state feel constrained to pay salaries of those who are already in service? Then are most of these promises made simply hoax? If so, isn’t it very unfortunate?

Paving way for statehood!

It’s not wise to believe Bimal Gurung’s statement(July 19) that GJM has not budged from their demand for separate Gorkhaland state almost with in 24 hrs of signing the tripartite treaty on GTA was made under duress to satisfy the sentiment of the hill people. It’s more so because in the treaty itself it has been put on record the GJM is not parting with their demand for separate statehood. The treaty has, in fact, officially accorded the right to GJM for movement for separate Gorkhaland perhaps in near future. In reality Mamata Banerjee has been able to purchase peace in hills in record time after assuming office. What’s interesting is a section of press has been almost hysteric about this treaty calling it ‘historic’. However, the word ‘Historic’ has lost its gloss due to frequent use. What’s certain our state is to be prepared to face a serious movement for separate Gorkhaland in days to come.

A Letter to Tara News

Dear sir,
I'm more or less a regular viewer of your News Paper Headlines program.I'm constrained to say your news analyst Mr. Ganguli, of late, analyses news so superficially and perfunctorily that it's unlikely to satisfy any serious viewer of your program.One certainly expects in depth analysis of a story from journalist of his stature and not the run of the mill interpretation.For example, today his discussion on tripartite treaty signed on GTA has been very commonplace and betrayed his lack of home work.More over, it was one sided and tinted with bias.He down played the story of Pratidin which said whenever CM was speaking of various developmental activities to be embarked upon for the hills,the body language of people at Pintail clearly indicated their ecstatic mood but when CM told Bengal would never be partitioned again their body language transformed into mellowed one.However; Mr. Ganguly could read the mind of GJM leaders when they categorically said the treaty did not mean they parted with their demand for separate Gorkhaland.According to Mr.Ganguly, they had to make such a statement out of political compulsion and as if it was not wise to read too much in such a statement.Nor did he dwell on the sentiment of the people particularly of tribals at Dooars and Terai vis-a-vis this tripartite agreement.


For sometime it's marked whenever comes the question of Lokpal Bill Mr.Ganguly spews venom on Anna Hazare and the members of the civil society for their insistence on inclusion of PM and higher judiciary in the Bill and Anna's threat to go on indefinite fast again if their demand is not conceded to,though they are not elected members.But what have our elected members so far done, Mr.Ganguly?They have simply pampered corruption in high places, if not try to perpetuate it.Isn't it a matter of shame on the part of our elected members that since 1969 Lokpal Bill was revived in parliament as many as 10 times in 42 years but it couldn't find the light of the day as yet. In the mean time corruptions have increased manifold and India has emerged as one of the most corrupt countries of the world.We should be rather grateful to Anna Hazare for initiating movement against corruption through his fast unto death.The way people have extended unstinted support to him in war against corruptions is unique and unprecedented and it's given a jolt to members of the govt who according to Ganguli are people's elected representatives.Admittedly,what's most unfortunate is we've had to lose confidence in our elected representatives.Now we repose all faith in Anna Hazare and his civil society, may be it's extra constitutional power of center.That apart,corruptions are so deep rooted and burgeoning by leaps and bounds we need a very effective and strong Lokpal Bill to contain them.It's believed only Anna Hazare and his civil society can forge it.

Tripartite Treaty on GTA

Shakespeare said,"What's in a name'?But, in fact, sometimes there's much in a name.Yes,I'm referring to Gorkhaland Territorial Administration(GTA).GJM has long been agitating for a separate Gorkhaland state.New govt under the leadership of Mamata Banerjee has not offered GJM a separate state named Gorkhaland but territorial autonomy under the name GTA.A tripartite treaty would be signed today in this regard.Perhaps nobody except state govt, central govt and GJM who're party to the treaty knows about its contents.Even the leader of the opposition is reportedly kept in the dark about what has been incorporated in the agreement.Naturally, though invited, he's not agreed to be present at the time of signing the treaty.However, he's dead against the word 'Gorkhaland' in the name of autonomous council(GTA).He's afraid the very name would pave the way to division of Bengal once more in future.A part of Terai region and Dooars would be included in Gokhaland Territory, hunt for which would be made by a 9-member committee.However, a section of people in these regions have started agitation against inclusion of their regions in the territory of Gorkhaland.

But why have GJM so happy over the treaty, though their main demand for separate state has not been concede to?So far it's known GTA has been given much greater autonomy than before.That apart they've been promised by the Central govt to pay Rs200.0 crores each year for developmental activities.. What's more, they see the name Gorkhaland as a stepping stone which would help them carry forward their movement of separate state more easily and logically too.In fact,their leaders have minced no words and categorically declared that they've not parted with their demand for separate Gorkhaland.

Transport Strike & New Govt

Whenever fuel price,particularly that of diesel, registers an hike substantially private transport operators start clamouring for fare rise.Initially govt flatly refuses to raise fare and the operators threatens to go on strike in return.Ultimately they resort to strike- first one day and then indefinite strike.However, they need not go on indefinite cease work as the govt in the mean time agrees to raise fare after negotiation with them.This drama is normally enacted in our state each time when fare is hiked following fuel price rise.Perhaps this time too in the regime of new govt there will be no exception.But caught in the crossfire of govt and private transport operators it is the commuters who suffer most.They' rather feel it's better to pay a bit higher fare than to be harassed by transport operators.The way rise of essential commodities takes place people have been made accustomed to pay higher price everyday.So rise in transport fare doesn't matter them much.They've been pushed to the wall and so have resigned to fate.
What's shocking is transport operators here never care for amenities of passengers.That ramshackle buses ply with passengers getting haplessly drenched in side the crowded bus is no uncommon scenario in Kolkata streets.So are the taxis which often greet the passengers with foul smell emanating from inside the vehicle.That apart taxi drivers here are very choosy.More often than not they decide which direction they like to go rather than the passengers.Taxi drivers' refusal is a chronic problem in the city and no serious and sustained efforts have ever been embarked upon by the administration to tackle this problem.Sometimes knee jerk attempts have been made without any result.This uncivilized practice of the taxi driver would continue even if fare is hiked even substantially.

New Education Policy

New education minister Bratya Basu has suggested some changes in school education.He's introduced English at primary level from class I, which is undoubtedly a welcome step.In addition he's made a novel but an extremely necessary move that teaching spoken English would be made compulsory at primary level.Some times despite knowing English well students can't communicate in English properly.Now a days in service or in practical life communicative skill becomes extremely necessary.More often than not students fail to qualify in interview for jobs because of lack of communicative skill in English.Perhaps this far no body will contest the move.But the implementation part of the move is not that easy.Where are the competent teachers at primary level in most of the academic institutions who would teach spoken English with proper pronunciation and accent particularly at districts, if not at Kolkata too?So the teachers should be first properly trained at renowned institutes of spoken English.So it'll take time to implement the new idea.

Minister's other suggestions might draw flak from most of the educationists.It's proposed that pass-fail system till class-VIII will be abolished.Nor there would be any unit tests till class VIII too.Half-yearly and annual examinations would be made optional.These moves, in fact,would do more harm than good to the education system.A student might make it to class IX practically without taking any examination.Isn't it absurd?

World Population Day

1)Birth right!
Son: Dad, as per 2011 census India's population is 1.21 billion,next to China.Why is population in India and China so high?
Dad:Because most of the people in the world prefer to be born in China and India, my son.

2)Man power!
Son:China has the highest man power in the world.
Dad:It's difficult to say, my boy.India may have higher man power than China.
Son: How dad? China has higher population than India.
Dad: May be, but man-woman ratio is much greater in India than China because of female foeticide,my boy.

3)Accommodative!
Son:Dad,India accounts for 2.4% of the world’s surface area yet it supports more than 17.5% of the world’s population.
Dad: It's simply because Indians are very accommodative in nature.

Engineering lowering of standard!

To fill up the vacant seats in private engineering colleges quality of engineering education is largely compromised. All India Council for Technical Education that is supposed to improve the standard of engineering education in our country becomes instrumental in degrading it simply because corporate houses that have invested crores of rupees for establishing engineering colleges are financially suffering for dearth of students.So eligibility for admission to engineering colleges has been made drastically low.A student can get him/herself admitted to engineering faculty even without appearing at JEE exams.Mere 45% marks in physics ,Chemistry and Maths in H.S exam are sufficient for one to seek admission to an engineering College.What's most ludicrous is initially this percentage of marks was fixed at 50% but still it failed to serve the purpose and so the percentage was further lowered.No body knows required marks might not be again decreased if seats still remain vacant in engineering colleges.Now the question is will different companies recruit these low grade engineers?Engineering education in private colleges has now been very much expensive.After spending so much of money if these students fail to secure jobs, will not they be extremely frustrated?

Crib deaths-more a social than a medical problem!

Following the crib deaths in B.C.Ray hospital our new CM has declared to establish another pediatric hospital in Kolkata.It's certainly a welcome move.But what's is more important is to ensure that ailing children could get proper treatment at rural health centers so that they don't get so critically ill that they need be rushed to Kolkata hospitals.Hence proper attention should be given to improve the infrastructure of rural health centers.Admittedly, it's easier said than done.In the first place in our country compared to patients, number of doctors is abjectly inadequate.That apart,doctors are,definitely not all, averse to going to work in village hospitals so that these health centers always run short of doctors.Sometime ago to address this chronic problem of dearth of qualified doctors in villages proposals were made to have specially qualified health service providers(less qualified than MBBS) for rural health services.Perhaps for some reason or other move could not materialise.What's most important is due to abject poverty mothers don't get any prenatal care in most of the cases in our country and more often than not they give birth to premature babies as our CM herself observed at B.C.Ray hospital during her visit.These babies are extremely under weight and chance of their survival after birth is quite poor.So crib deaths are more a social than a medical problem.True, medical negligence or non availability of medical facility might aggravate this problem but unless pecuniary condition of people improve crib deaths are unlikely to reduce.

Land Battle at Singur!

They say 'Justice hurried, justice burried' as well as "justice delayed,justice denied'.So it's advisable to follow moderate pace in this regard.But Mamata Banerjee is in unusual hurry, as if the time is running out, to fulfill the electoral promises of returning land to the 'unwilling' farmers of Singur.Return of acquired land to the land losers is admittedly a complicated legal process.Perhaps there is no precedence in this regard in the history of land deal in our country for public purposes.(Calcutta high court recognised making of Tat'a's Nano factory at Singur as public purpose).If Mamata Banerjee is ultimately successful in returning land to the 'unwilling' land losers at Singur negotiating legal hurdles, she would be acclaimed a pioneer in this respect.However,for this she primarily requires patience and every move is made with utmost care and caution.But she brooks no delay as her wont. and wishes to see the process complete almost over night.In fact, the more impatient she would be, the more likely for her to commit legal mistakes.

Though she herself claims 30days' notice is required prior to distributing land to the land losers, then why did she decide to return land to 12 'unwilling' farmers today as publicised in a large section of press?Of course,she herself in public and her lawyers in Supreme court have denied it but people know what's true.Did her men think Tatas won't get stay order on land distribution process so easily from SC and by this time land would be returned to the land losers.?If so,it was a facile optimism. In fact, such a hurry coupled with apparent trickery does not behove a govt that has come to power with massive mandate.

Press and Government

Now is going the honey moon period for the press with the new govt in the state. So the electronic as well the print media are vying with each other to show how more effusively one can eulogies the activities of the govt than the other. However, in doing so they are rendering more harm than good to the new govt. No doubt Mamata Banerjee in short span of time has brought home to people that he means only business. But she’s in a hurry as if she has not been elected for 5yrs term. So she's unnecessarily entangled herself in controversial issues that could have been attended to later on. Immediately after assuming office she tried to make the contract between Tatas and the Left front govt on Nano factory at Singur public. Due to legal hurdle she’d to back track. Again, for return of land to the 'unwilling' farmers of Singur she made an ordinance and that too faced rough weather because it proved to be unconstitutional and was almost forthwith abadoned.Then she passed Singur Bill in assembly in voice vote amid walk out of the opposition. The Bill was turned into law after it was signed by guv.As a fall out of these legislation farmers in other parts of the state have as expected started demanding return of their land too. What’s most serious is that Tatas have challenged this Singur legislation; it was of course a foregone conclusion, in the court of law. It’s likely the matter would roll down to the Supreme Court for final verdict and till then good-bye to return of land to the unwilling farmers of Singur.
True, TaTas are not in the good book of the present govt. for reasons known to all. Our new CM still refers TaTas as Tatababu rather sarcastically. But TaTas can’t be ignored as they’re now the biggest industrial house in the country. That apart if Tatas are treated so ignobly other players in the industry would think twice before investing in our state. All ready own-your-own-land policy for industries has perhaps made many players to turn their eyes away from our state. In fact, future of much-needed heavy industries that help in employment generation in a big way have become more or less bleak in our state. Instead of clapping all the time press should go in for constructive criticism whenever necessary and advise the govt in meaningful way. A critical press is much more desirable than a docile one to the govt which genuinely want to work for people.

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In lighter vein only

KMC's disaster management:
When it heavily rains in the city we never use pumps to remove water now.It might sound bizarre but our new plan helps people in a big way.See, it's difficult to wade through water- logged streets, may it be ankle-deep or knee-deep.So allow water to accumulate and press a number of boats in service.People'd merrily ply in boats.However,when it does not rain that heavily we pump in water to make water at a navigable level.Then Kolkata looks like Venice and our tourism industry has a field day.We'll go to London from Venice as Didi's desired.
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First Vote Bank Then Industrialisation!

Politicians' eyes are always glued to vote bank.They're ready to ignore ground reality if their vote bank pays them dividend. Land acquisition issue has paid enormous return to Mamata Banerjee.In fact, her anti land-grab movement has attributed to her a farmer friendly image that has ensconced her in state power. So while drafting land acquisition bill of the state she's meticulously avoided govt's interference in land deal.For entrepreneurs willing to establish an industry in the the state her advice to them is own-your -own land.The message is straightforward and clear that govt has washed its hands of land procurement for them.She's not even stopped short of advising the industrialists that they should cut their coat according to their cloth if they fail to procure sufficient land for their industries,True,it spares govt from embarrassment of land grabbing and thus from displeasing the farmers who constitute the vote bank but it discourages many industrialists to own their own land as it's a tedious and some times an impossible process that might compel them call it a day and go away to other states where land procurement procedure is rather easier.It's very likely we won't have heavy industries in our state that require vast tract of land.Perhaps, we'll have to be content with small and medium industries,tourism industries etc that need much lesser quantum of land.To be precise,play to the gallery to have your vote bank in tact and then bother about state's industrialisation. .

Lokpal-Now or Never!

In last 42 yrs Lokpal Bill was revived almost as many as ten times in parliament but it could not be passed. It’s no wonder if it can't be passed this time too. But unlike on other occasions now public endeavor and enthusiasm have come to such a pass that if the bill fails to see the light of the day even this time, perhaps it'll never do it in future. It’s quite likely there would be difference of opinion between the civil society and the govt representatives but it can be sorted out through dialogues if the govt has a genuinely good intention to have a powerful bill that would truly combat corruptions in a very effective manner, otherwise a toothless and clawless bill has no meaning at all. Sometimes govt representatives suffer from ego that they're elected personalities while the members of the civil societies are not. They've spelt it out more often than not. But they should not forget the Civil society too have overwhelming popular support as was evident when Anna Hzare was continuing his fast unto death. Admittedly, Anna enjoys much more public confidence than his govt counterpart. So opinion of Anna and Civil society should get due weitage from the govt. It might sound harsh but it's true people have practically lost all confidence in the public representatives because of their inability to pass the Lokpal bill in last 42 yrs and pamper massive corruptions in high places. On the other hand, people have reposed all faith in Anna's honesty and integrity to fight against burgeoning corruptions. So if this time too Bill fails to get through people will never forgive the Govt. and a mass upsurge against corruptions will take place.

Suicidal Bengalis!

You've rightly said dream has come true(TOI,June 15).Yes,people of Singur has got proverbial 'nail cutter' for 'nose'.Sadly,Singur Bill will go down as a blot in the history of industrialisation of the state.What an irony of fate! Now Singur should have buzzed with industrial activities with a lot of people working in Tata's Nano factory and many more working in ancillaries.Many other people would have found jobs in different nooks and corners spouting around the automobile industry.But fate destined it otherwise.Some people draped in green abir in Singur are now found dancing before TV camera with the hope they would get back their land to till again.Didi is damn satisfied to be able to return the land of 'unwilling farmers' who played a significant role to catapult her to state power.She has no remorse whatsoever that an automobile factory which could feed a lot people and totally change the complexion of Singur.What's more media too prefer to remain silent on this count.What an ill-fated state we're living in.Aren't Bengalis really suffering from suicidal tendency as claimed by a legendary Bengali author? ,

Anna's tyranny

Since long way back in 1969 several attempts have been made to pass Lokpal bill to contain corruptions but each time attempt has miserably failed. By this time corruptions have increased manifold and India now stands out as one of the most corrupt nations of the world. It definitely makes our heads hang in shame. If Anna Hazare had not initiated movement against corruptions things would have kept going as usual. Overwhelming popular support Anna received indicates how people were earnestly looking for such a movement with pent-up rage. However, ominously attempts are constantly being made to dilute the movement or make it a flop by vested interest. Though Anna belongs to no particular political party, from some quarters Anna's intention is downgraded by motivatedly calling him RSS agent or BJP activist. In reality, it does not matter whether Anna belongs to any political party or not, what matters is his uncompromising and unrelenting fight against corruption that has shaken the govt and awakened it to the reality of passing the long awaited and long cherished all-encompassing Lokpal Bill that's powerful enough to combat massive corruption that has overtaken our nation particularly at the higher echelon of our society.Anna is sometimes called the extraconstitional center of power to belittle his position as a true crusader against corruption. But what have those at the constitutional center of power(MPs,Ministers etc) been doing against all pervasive corruptions since long? Unfortunately, they have been apparently pampering corruptions. What's most deplorable is Anna's doggedness to include Prime minister and higher judiciary in the purview of Lokpal bill is labelled as 'tyranny' by some congress men.In fact, such type of 'tyranny' is welcome for noble cause.Let Anna and the civil society continue with this 'tyrant' attitude till the Bill is passed in parliament in the most effective form to combat corruptions particularly in high places.
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Return of Land!

Immediately after assuming office Mamata Banerjee declared to return 400 acres of land at TaTa's factory site at Singur to the unwilling farmers.It's her recognition of indebtedness to the farmers of Singur who helped her in a big way to grab state power.So intense is her desire to pay up the debt she hurriedly got an ordinance regarding return of land signed by guv.But to negotiate one legal hurdle,she was entangled in a new hurdle.According to legal expert the ordinance on land issue was unconstitutional and so it was abandoned much to her as well as guv's embarrassment.But she's the last person to yield to any hurdle, legal or other wise.In fact she's made of sterner stuff.So she's decided to pass Singur Bill in assembly tomorrow to ensure return of the proposed land.But only legal experts know its consequence.However,if the bill is passed without glitch, the operative part is sure to create problem.As the plots of land of unwilling farmers are sporadically distributed in factory site it'll be difficult to locate them and what's more is to return them to the real owner of the land.Any way, let us wait and watch how the puzzle is solved.

Allowing to work freely!

Presidency University:
It's a welcome development for Presidency University that Chief minister Mamata Banerjee has decided to appoint Nobel Laureate Dr.Amartya Sen as Mentor of the university and Prof.Sugato Bose as the Chairperson of the Committee to be formed for the betterment of the varsity. They'd select the other members of the committee.Govt would in no way interfere in the process of selection, Chief minister has claimed. The chairperson-to-be Prof.Sugato Bose is now Gardiner Professor Of Oceanic History and Affairs at Harvard University.Incidentally,Prof.Bose is the son of former Trinomool MP Krishna Bose.If in reality no political influence is exercised as promised and the committee formed be allowed to act freely and fairly, it won't be difficult for the committee to recruit teachers and staff as well strictly on merit. Then Presidency University would perhaps stand out as a Center of Excellence. Let us hope for the best.

Reclaiming Black Money!

There's a row over Baba Ramdev's proposed fast at Ramlila Maidan Delhi.His fast is aimed at recovering black money stashed abroad.Anna Hazare too made fast unto death for Lokpal Bill to eradicate corruptions in high places. Support he received from people across the country was so unbelievably massive and spontaneous ,perhaps triggered by manifestation of their time long pent-up rage against corruption,govt bent on its knees to concede to Anna's demand to draft a very stringent Lokpal bill.However,unfortunately members of the drafting commitee could not come to consensus and the fate of the bill is hanging in the balance.It must be pointed out since Independence several attempts have been made to pass Lokpal bill but it failed each time.Corruptions have increased manifold by this time too.Similarly union govts have promised to take measures against black money since long but practically nothing has been done to retrieve black money from swiss banks or from other safe havens abroad.Now when Baba Ramdev is going to mount pressure on the govt to recover black money through his proposed fast ministers are almost falling at his feet to dissuade him not to go on fast.Govt knows like Anna, Baba Ramdev too would receeive overwhelming and spontaneous popular support from all sections of people in the country that would shake the govt to the root.Congress men criticise. Ramdev or Anna has constituted ,in fact, extraconstitutional center of power as is evident from the attention particularly Ramdev is receiving from govt.Such critcism is, however, meaningless as it's the utter failure, both moral and administrative, of the govts to do their duties that have compelled Ramdev or Anna to come forward to mend the lapses done by the govts.

Barracking the Left

Dear Sir,
Ridicule and banter you've hurled at the former Chief Minister(TOI,June 1) in connection with yesterday's LF rally reek of bad taste and is sheer unbecoming of a news daily like yours.Role reversal is part and parcel of democracy and it's healthy too.It was partly because there was no strong opposition ,LF continued in power for so long.TMC and Congress combine constituted a viable opposition that dislodged the Left from power.There's nothing new in it as it so happens almost in every democratic system.But media had blown the incident out of proportions and adorned it with epithets like 'historic', unprecedented etc.In fact, you got hysteric about this swapping of power and made this hysteric syndromes percolate down to people at large.Some compare the fall of LF regime with fall of Bastille in French revolution. Some say Bengal is 'unshackled' after LF is routed in polls as if people were robbed of their fundamental rights in Left regime.Do you think Left have done nothing good in 34 yrs and it harked back to power with overwhelming majority for consecutively 7 times in 2006 as electorate were all pack of fools?Did you ever spare a word of praise for the Left?Perhaps you have not. On the contrary, attempts have been systematically made to inject a sense of hatred in people's psyche by repeatedly maligning the LF on some pretext or other.In this respect you perhaps excelled even Mamata Banerjee who used to spew venom on CPM as her arch rival.What's unfortunate is she's mellowed down after elections but you have not.But please don't forget 42% of electorate in the state still support the Left.

Pale Lokpal

Such high is the level of corruptions in our country a very stringent and all-encompassing anti-corruption legilations are necessary to effectively take on this hydraheaded demon.Overwhelming popular response to Anna Hazare's clarion call to fight corruptions is an indication that whole nation is seething with pent-up rage against malpractices that have taken dreadful proportions.But unfortunately, Anna has to face stiff opposition while drafting Lokpal Bill from different corners, particularly from the central govt.An attempt is apparently being made to make the Bill weak and less effective to have its purpose defeated to a wider extent.Hazare along with his associates and representative of the govt have locked horns over many issues. A demand is being made by govt to exclude Prime Minister,the judiciary,officers below the level of joint secretary and MPs' parliamentary coducts like cash for questions or cash for votes etc. from the jurisdiction of Lokpal Bill.Merging of anti corruption bodies like CVC, CBI, Vigilance wings with Lokpal office is also being objected to.If these demands are conceded to and objections sustained by Lokpal Bill drafting committee, the Bill would be a toothless entity.However, if attempt to dilute the Bill continues and govt representatives stick to their demands, Anna might have no alternative other than going back to public again, perhaps with fast unto death.However, we do hope good sense would dawn on those pledging objections as mentioned above and cease to play spoil sports. They'd allow the draft Bill to be passed without hitch.

Treading with caution!

The picture of a man with folded hand standing in front of Chief minister Mamata Banerjee published yesterday(May 27) in a leading vernacular daily along with the conversation between the two almost verbatim has not perhaps escaped the notice of many.The standing man in the picture is no other than Dr Gharai,the director of Bangur Institute of Neurosciences and psychiatry, Kolkata who incurred the displeasure of Mamata Banerjee for his allegedly discourteous behavior and was suspended.But what's interesting from the dialogue brought to light by the above noted daily Dr.Gharai apparently made no discourteous remark to the minister.When asked to wait upon the minster at writers' on a certain date,perhaps as a truly responsible and dutiful doctor he pleaded his inability on the ground that on that day he'd a series of operations to perform from morning to evening.He reportedly requested the minster to come to his room as it was inconvenient to talk with her amidst host of people including reporters and many enthusiasts.At least from the version of the well-known daily it's difficult to justify the suspension of Dr.Gharai.It was perhaps desirable to offer Dr.Gharai an opportunity of self defence by issuing a show-cause notice to him.

However,Mamata Banerjee's sincere and determined endeavour to set things in order in every sphere receives whole hearted support from all sections of people across the state.People also know it's a Herculean task and can't be done overnight and she may have to sometimes take harsh measures to get things done.In fact, her asset is the unflinching faith and confidence reposed in her by people and her liability is the sky-high expectations of people, again.So she'll have to tread cautiously so that people are not disillusioned.

Look before you leap!

They say 'look before you leap' but Didi has no time to 'look'. She's the habit of being always in a hurry.Yes I'm referring to publishing the contract made between the previous state govt and Tata Motors regarding Nano factory at Singur.When in opposition TMC insisted on making public the entire contract in question.Tata motors objected to publishing a part of the contract which they considered 'secret' that couldn't be made public in the interest of their business.They approached Calcutta High Court in this regard and secured injunction in their favour.TMC however assured people in their election manifesto that if they could come to power, they would publish the contract regarding Tata's factory at Singur.So immediately after assuming office on May 20 Didi asked the industry Minister Partha chatterjee as early as on May 25 to publish the Contract following day.So people kept waiting with all eagerness on the stipulated day to know what is in the Contract that the earlier govt couldn't publish in the name of legal hurdle probably with some ulterior motive.However, at the end of the day the present industry minister pleaded inability to publish the Contract for some legal obstacle that need to be negotiated.The present govt should have earlier consulted legal experts and then assured public that the contract would be published.What common sense says till injunction is vacated, the Contract can't be published.If unilaterally govt publish it, this act might be deemed as contempt of Court.What's more, apart from any thing else, publication of the Contract would send a wrong signal to the prospective investors in the state.So again look before you leap.

Return of 400 acre of land!

It’s interesting to see how Mamata Banerjee returns 400 acres of land to the unwilling farmers of Singur. Immediately after assuming office as the Chief Minister she assured them they’d get back their land. In fact, this 400-acre -land issue stood in the way of installation of Nano factory at Singur and Tatas were compelled to shift the factory that was almost 90% complete to Gujarat. So it’s now a prestige issue to Didi to return the land in question to the concerned farmer as she’s come to power. The unwilling farmers did not accept the check at her instance braving enormous hardships. They in fact resigned to fate that they would never get back their land while others got price of the land along with the compensation package. So it’s no wonder that Didi placed this matter in her priority list on day one on humatarian ground and as well as to do justice to their faith and confidence reposed in her.
Now the question is how she’d return the concerned land to the farmers as land recquitioned for public purposes can’t be returned to the land owner according to existing law. Whatever the legal personalities say to the contrary, Didi is apparently confident that land can be returned to the farmers. Definitely she’s a plan in her mind. May it be done by modifying the existing law about land acquisition. However, it’s her concern; we need not bother about the legal aspect of the issue.
Now suppose legal hurdle is negotiated regarding return of acquired land, then how can the land be given back to the farmers as their lands are sporadically distributed in factory site instead of being in the single tract. That apart, nature of the land has changed, it’s no longer in cultivable state. The farmers in Singur have started saying their lands be reverted to cultivable state before handing them over to them. They also claim they should be paid interest on the price of the land for the period it was retained by Tatas. In fact, the entire situation is supposed to be in a mess and let us see how Didi solves the puzzle

Too fast to start with!

We’re already conversant with Didi’s style of functioning as a railway minister. She can work hard. She can work too fast and perhaps believes in the old saying ‘don’t put off till tomorrow what you can do today’. She can take decision fast also. Didi has the added advantage that her party is an important ally of UPA-2 govt and it has couple of state ministers in union ministry. That apart, cabinet ministry for railways might go to TMC.At present, however, after Didi’s resignation as railway minister, Mukul Ray has become minister of state for railways. It has, in fact, helped solve the problem of Joka-BBD Bag metro railways in a very short time. Other ministers, most of whom are first-timers, would take some time to learn their jobs and then rev up their speed of work to keep pace with Didi. Though it’s believed the improvement of work culture in high places would percolate down to the lower level, it’s difficult to say how much time it would take to reach the lower rung unless some hard measures are taken. Didi’s Ma-Mati-Manus ministry must try to address problems at grass root levels (Trinomool) even before making Kolkata London to improve the plight of the people lying below poverty levels. It should be ensured they don’t remain unfed. Didi’s stance to maintain good relation with the opposition is really praise worthy and speaks volumes for her practical senses. Ruling party and Opposition might differ in many respects but they must work in tandem when the question of developmental activities of the state comes in. Our state has suffered a lot on this count and we can’t afford it any further.

Future Of West Bengal

Long stay in power made people think as if the Left Front had earned the divine right to govern the state perpetually. So is much uproar and hullaballoo over the fall of the Left regime. Many can’t reconcile to the change of regime and they feel totally upset. But it’s quite natural and healthy too in a democratic set up that the ruling party periodically yields place to the opposition to govern the state. Left leaders too accustomed for long to sit in the treasury bench feels uneasy of sitting in opposition bench after 34 years. The roles of media, to be frank, in such circumstances leave much to be desired. Media have projected the fall of the Left front govt as a larger than life issue instead of depicting that such swapping of power is quite natural and should have occurred long ago in the interest of healthy democracy as long stay in power is apt to corrupt the administration and engender inefficiency and complacency. In other words law of diminishing return gets operative in efficacy of governance .That apart, what is worse is some media openly took sides with ruling party or the opposition. Even now many print media are hitting the vanquished candidates of the ruling party below the belt or ridiculing them in some way or other. It’s not at all a welcome gesture and might affect peace and amity which are veritable need of the hour.

It’s really commendable that post-poll Mamata is much more restrained and matured than her pre-poll self. Though Mamata’s ministry has not yet taken oath, she’s behaving like a truly responsible administrator. Immediately after poll results were announced she called upon her party activists to show restraint and not to indulge in violence. She even asked them not to take out victory rallies as they might invite troubles unnecessarily. However, despite her mandate post-poll violence is continuing taking toll of lives. Admittedly, pre-poll situation was so tense, it’s difficult to rule out post election violence altogether though loss of a single life in violence is always condemnable. What’s more is in her party she’s the supreme authority, so district leaders are not supposed to have much influence on the local cadres and they could not dissuade them from violence

Mamata would perhaps ease her relation with the members of the opposition. In pre-poll scenario we’ve seen what a bitter relation prevailed between the ruling party and hers. It was her standing instruction to her party colleagues even not to share dais with members of the ruling party, let alone exchange views with them.However, govt tried to break the ice many times but failed due to her stubbornness. In fact, in no other state in our country one finds such a sour relation between the govt and the opposition. Our state had to pay a heavy price for this uniquely bad relation.Develpmental works have been the worst casualty for such sustained non-cooperation. Mamata knows if CPM plays the same role of non-cooperation and resistance at every step, her govt would find it quite difficult to fulfill the sky-high expectations of people and do justice to the enormous hope and confidence the electorate have reposed in her in case she fails to deliver goods. So she’s supposed to iron out her difference with the opposition to have their cooperation in developmental activities of the state.However,it depends on the stance and strategy of the opposion.If they decide to pay her in her own coin and take the path of confrontation then state will continue to suffer again. Let us see what happens.

Sky-high Expectations from Didi's Govt!

Dream has at last come true.It was a long battle since Trinomool was born in 1998 to dislodge the Left from power.Mamata Banerjee would take oath soon as Chief minister along with the entourage of other ministers of her cabinet.In fact, she would be the first woman Chief minister of the state.Euphoria would gradually die down.Ministry will get down to work. Massive electoral mandate means massive expectation of the electorate.Mamata is certainly aware of it.So uneasy lies the head that wears a crown.Uneasiness becomes manifold greater when the crown is made of thorns.There are host of unresolved problems those are waiting for the magic touch of Didi to be solved.Such is the quantum of faith people repose in Didi.People are specifically keen to see how Didi succeed in spheres where she's alleged the earlier govt miserably failed. People also like to see in particular how Didi's govt return 400 acres of land to the unwilling farmers of Singur and withdraw joint forces at Jungalmahal and start developmental activities there.Huge task is lying ahead.So we should patiently wait for some time..In short, people in general want good governance, state's development and prevalence of peaceful and tranquil ambiance and perhaps nothing else.

Left Debacle in West Bengal

It was more or less a foregone conclusion that popular mandate in assembly election would go against the Left and 34-yr Left rule would come to an end. But it is difficult to believe that it ends so miserably.Of course,exit poll conducted by majority of electronic channels foretold such a deplorable exit of the Left from power.What's most pathetic is fall of big guns including 19 ministers, many of whom perhaps have not tasted defeat ever before in their long political career.However, the 'most unkindest cut' of all is the defeat of the chief minister, Buddhadeb Bhattacherjee who had been working hard to refurbish the image of the Left front since the Left's debacle in Lok Sabha polls.No less pathetic is the loss of face of Housing minister Goutam Dev who was projected as the face of the Left front in its desperate bid to turn around.Political experts would explain this phenomenal fall of the Left.In just five years election results have gone other way round.However, admittedly, periodical swapping of power is really good and healthy for a democratic system.
Now the Left would act as opposition in assembly.But this opposition is unfortunately denuded of vociferous and expert politicians who've sustained defeat en masse in polls.So it's very likely assembly would fail to have a very effective opposition which's otherwise very constructive but would be highly critical of the anti- people policy of the govt when needed.Secondly,Left front has been in power for long and remained united.Could it remain equally united when not in power?It remains to be seen.

Land War

Land acquisition has been a very sensitive issue now, particularly after Singur and Nandigram episodes in West Bengal. The Left front govt has paid a heavy price to learn this lesson.Ironically,the land issue that has landed the Left in sheer predicament has offered firm land under the feet of the opposition.Now land politics has overtaken Mayawati govt. Noida and its surroundings are seething in anti- land acquisition agitation.Opposition parties as usual have closed ranks and taken advantage of the situation to corner Mayawati and derive political mileage.

In fact,without land developmental activities normally come to a standstill.On the other hand to procure land from the farmers is a very difficult job.To sort out this problem the existing land bill badly calls for modification.Central govt started this job also but due to objection put forward by Mamata Banerjee the draft land bill was shelved and no initiative has yet been taken to bring the bill back from cold storage and finalize drafting on the basis of consensus.Now bone of contention regarding the draft bill is that Mamata opposes govt intervention in land procurement while govt wants 30% land be acquired by administration and 70% by the corporate or by private entrepreneur.In fact, in land acquisition govt should have the right to intervene as otherwise farmers might part with even multi-crop land lured by money and it might affect our food production.Again, exorbitantly high price asked for by land owners might discourage the buyers.That apart, if a portion of land is procured by govt it'll be easier for the entrepreneur to collect the rest.Another proposition which might sound a bit harsh and even despotic to many is there should be a legal provision in the land bill that if a land is required for public purposes, the land owners would be bound to part with his land.Of course, sufficient compensation would be awarded to the land loser so that he in no case complains that injustice has been done to him or his exiting security is made at a stake.'Willing' and 'unwilling' land givers should prove superfluous in the context of land acquisition.In reality,when a long tract of land is procured it's very unusual, if not next to impossible that cent percent of land owners will be 'willing' land givers.Without exception at least a fraction of the owners would object to giving away their land for emotional or other reasons.It's enough to frustrate the whole process of land procurement deal.So it's wise to feel the hard reality and refrain from playing to the gallery in land acquisition issue for short term political gain at the cost of country's long term loss.If central govt could have modified the land bill in right earnest, at right time and in right perspective, perhaps farmers' wild agitation at Noida could have been averted to a large extent.

Sweeping Contentions!

It’s difficult to buy the sweeping contention that nothing has been done in 34yrs of the Left rule as often made by some people. Such a statement is more emotional than rational. Development that has been made always leaves much to be done and it’s a common popular contention at all time and at all places. Take the case of health services in the state. Reports published on health by national agency state West Bengal is one of the best performing states so far as the health indicators are concerned. Admittedly, much better health services could have been accorded to people if those connected with health services were more sincere and dedicated to their job. It’s definitely question of work culture that people here fail to do justice to. What’s said about health is also said about other sectors also. Overall picture is not, however, as disappointing as it’s purportedly projected.
It’s no denying the fact that long stay in power breeds corruptions, arrogance and complacency as well. So Left front is no exception in this respect and it’s openly admitted to falling prey to these vices. However, it’s to be seen to what extent it could rectify the party men provided it returns to power. Of course, no harm if TMC comes to power as in democratic set-up it’s a healthy sign that power be swapped periodically. But what’s worrying is TMC is not a well-knit party and it solely depends on one person-Mamata Banerjee. Could she control the party alone when in power? Let us wait and watch.

Symbol of Peace!

(1)Symbol of peace!
Son: In election campaign Didi always sports white sari along with white scarf. Does it mean she tries to project herself as a symbol of peace?
Dad: If so, Buddha's one step ahead of Mamata .
Son: Why dad?
Dad: Along with white dhoti and punjabi Buddha has a headful of milk white hair too.

(2)Relation!
Son: Dad, do you think TMC has any relation with PCPA, a frontal organisation of Maoists?
Dad: Yes, of course!
Son: What type of relation, dad?
Dad: It's pure love, my boy!
Son: Love?
Dad: Yes. There's nothing unfair in love, my son.

(3)Language!
Son: Didi doesn't like her party men be on speaking terms with any member of the ruling party.Now what will happen if Didi comes to power?
Dad: Ruling and opposition parties would communicate with one another in sign language.

In memory of Laden(jokes)!

1)Most hospitable!
Son: Which is the most hospitable nation in the world?
Dad: Of course, Pakistan!
Son: Why, dad?
Dad: Because Pakistan dared show hospitality to the most dreaded and wanted terrorist like Osama bin Laden.

(2)Democracy!
Son:Dad,do you think there's democracy in Pakistan?
Dad:Definitely not, my boy!
Son:Why, dad?
Dad:As after Laden was killed no political party claimed his body!

(3)Shri Krishna award:
Son: India Govt has decided to confer Shri Krishna award on Barack Obama.
Dad: What's this award all about?
Son: Shri Krishna killed Kansa and Obama Laden.Obama will be the first recipient of this prize being introduced from this year.

To Editor, Anandabazar Patrica?

Two phases of assembly elections are yet to be held and a week is left for final results to be out.But you've published composition of ministry to be formed by a particular political party with names of the ministers along with the ministry alloted to them.Not only that You've also mentioned the place where oath taking would take place.You're well aware such news item might influence at least a segment of electorate in some way or other and so you've made this story deliberately.You've been shamelessly brokering for a this political party for long giving a go-by to all moral values,decency and decorum, let alone ethics of journalism. Your today's performance has outstripped all your past.You've laid bare to what extent a news paper can stoop so low to sub serve the interest of a political party most probably for money and other benefits in days to come.In fact by doing so you're eroding the credibility of press and bringing media people to disrepute.Now a days paid news have out numbered genuine news items and and a section of media is supposed to be sponsoring this malpractice despite being reprimanded by press council.If things are allowed to drift this way future does not augur well for regional and particularly for vernacular press.
Thank you.
-A senior Citizen

How Disgraceful for Sourav!

Sourav Ganguly is reportedly joining Pune Warrior in place of Asis Nehera who's now taking rest for injury.It's a pity that a brilliant cricketer like Sourav who has more than 10,000 runs to his credit in ODIs and equally good performance in Test series and is adjudged one of the best captains India has ever produced was summarily denied berth in IPL this year after three successive yrs. of play as captain of KKR with no mean performance.Perchance Nehera is unfit for play in Pune Warrior and IPL is almost halfway through when Sourav is called upon to join the team and he gave his consent almost immediately as if he was eagerly waiting for such an opportunity to come in his way.What can be more disgraceful for a player of his stature?He should have out right declined the offer to do justice to his self-respect.Who knows how much disgrace and disrespect are awaiting him?Anyway, it's his personal decision and I've nothing to do but to be hurt and feel insulted and humiliated as his fan and well-wisher.

Laden Dead!

Of late, Laden was more a prestige issue than a threat perception to USA. 9/11 disaster that took toll of so many innocent lives which never happened in USA before was a great jolt to American people.This gruesome incident, in fact, belittled USA in the estimation other nations in the world and so America was desperate to regain her lost pride by bringing Laden to justice.Hence Laden's death in combat is a big news to American people.For India, of course, it's a blood curdling news to know that so long a dreaded terrorist like Laden was her next door neighbour.It's well known that Pakistan is a safe haven for terrorists, if not a breeding ground for terrorism. Laden's death has proved beyond doubt this home truth.What's most worrying is US pamper Pakistan for its own interest and hardly care for safety and security of our nation. What's more, since birth of these two countries, India and Pakistan, they have been at loggerheads on different issues.Despite India's attitude of reconciliation Pakistan has been ever hostile to India.That apart,Pakistan has no civil administration worth the name.Army perhaps rule the roost in Pakistan and the country itself fall victims to her home-bred terrorism more often than not.So it's unfortunate and unsafe as well for India to have an ever belligerent neighbor like Pakistan which is virtually a sanctuary of terrorists.

In fine, Mr.Barrak Obama could have deserved more credit if his men could capture Osama Bin Laden alive.

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May Day Jokes

1)Reversed May Day!
Son:Dad, what's Reversed May Day?
Dad:I don't know,my son.
Son:On May Day employees earned the right of eight-hour-work a day.On reversed May Day the employers have earned the right to afford eight-hour-rest a day to employees(IT, IT es sectors etc).
(2) Red Halo!
Son:Dad, yesterday Star Ananda repeatedly displayed a red circle round the face of Anil Bose.
Dad:It was no red circle, my boy.As a perfect communist Bose was emanating a red halo.
(3)Modern Ad:
Son: Didi claims if she comes to power she would return factory along with land.
Dad:Didi's used the language of a modern ad, my son.

Purulia Arms Drop!

Purulia arms drop incidence resurfaced after as many as after 16 yrs.As public memory is proverbially short most of us have totally forgotten the incidence.Even during frightful 26/11 terrorist attack in Bombay we did hardly remember or discus Purulia arms drop case.But now we feel shiver down the spine when we think instead of arms drop it could have been terrorist attack in a big way.How dared the perpetrators of arms drop act smoothly penetrat deep in Indian territory, do their job perfectly and decamp successfully?What's most worrying is16 yrs have gone by but we are yet to know how it happened and why it did happen.It was definitely due to big security lapse or intelligence failure.But unfortunately,none has yet been reportedly punished for dereliction of duties or lapses.

As usual blame games have started between opposition and ruling parties.one politician is passing the buck to another.Some even rubbish Kim Davy's starling confession as LF's ploy to garner public sympathy during assembly polls.These are all irresponsible and unbuckled statements.It's foolish to question why the matter has come to fore after so many years.We should rather ask why after so many years truth has not yet been unearthed.However, it's fortunate that the serious matter that was almost erased from public memory has resurfaced and under people's pressure govt would investigate the case with renewed verve and zeal for our safety and security

Star Ananda and Purulia Arms Drop Case

You must be very worried that Purulia arms drop incidence has surfaced after as many as 16 yrs. and that too during assembly polls.Just see the timing-the most opportune time for CPM to have public sympathy exuded to them.Expectedly you must explain in your channel that to all appearances, the reappearance of the entire episode at the time of election is definitely engineered by CPM and for that matter by the LF govt.What must distress you that there're gullible people among the electorate who might take the episode at its 'face value' and might vote for LF out of sympathy.As one associated with a channel unashamedly too much biased for a particular political party it's your bounden duty to see these unsuspecting voters are not 'taken for a ride' by CPM's 'cock and bull' story as narrated by Kim Davy.What you should do now to combat the most 'lowly' attempt by CPM to discredit Central govt is give stress on under what compelling and distressing circumstances were the arms dropped.You should try to convince people that whoever dropped the arms,perhaps dropped them on 'humanitarian ground'.To quote Davy he couldn't bear the 'inhuman torture' meted out to people and he described in detail how 'diabolic' was the behavior of CPM.If Libiya can be bombed to "protect human rights' ,then why can't arms be dropped to protect people from 'CPM's violation of human rights'?Try to bring this home truth to people so that they vote against 34yr.misrule of LF and cast their franchise in favour of Miss-rule. Thank you.
-An Enchanted Viewer

London!

In jest only!
1) London:
Dad: This year summer would not be as harsh as in previous years, my son.
Son: Why dad?
Dad: Kolkata's weather will be at least partially like London's this year.
(2)Chappal:
Son: Leader of a ruling party ridicules Didi for wearing Hawai Chappal while using helicopter for election campaign.
Dad: Why not? Perhaps that leader does not know phonetically chopper and Chappal are close to each other.Here Hawai means 'in air'.
(3)Naxals:
Son: Dad, do you think more Naxals live in Kolkata than in other parts of the state?
Dad: Why, my son?
Son: Then why is percentage of vote polled so poor in Kolkata?

For a Change

1) For Change!
Son:In present polls what do you like to see in common men's electoral parlance: 'Change' or
' Return'?
Dad: I want to see both, my boy.
Son: How, dad?
Dad: I like to see 'return with change', my son.

(2) To Purchase peace:
Son: Dad,in election campaign PM scathingly criticized state govt.
Dad: It was to purchase peace, my son.
Son: What do you mean,dad?
Dad: He made adverse remark only to satisfy his ally TMC.
Son: Why do you say so, dad?
Dad: Because next day he prized West Bengal for rural development, my boy.

(3)Kalmadi!
Son:See dad, somebody hurled shoe at Kalmadi even when he was in police custody.Isn't it a serious security lapse?
Dad: I don't think so, my boy.Rather it's lapse on the part of the man who hurled the shoe.
Son: Why, dad?
Dad: As he missed the target.That apart, I feel for him on other count too.
Son: What's it dad?
Dad: He might have to go home with only one shoe on.


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Take it just in lighter vein!

(1) Rickshaw puller!
Son:Dad, that day a rickshaw puller charged me only Rs.7/-, of course, for a very short distance ride.When I gave him a ten-rupee note and asked him not to give me change,he looked at me with all surprise.
Dad:Was it day or night?
Son: Day, of course.
Dad: Al right!
Son: Why?
Dad: Were it night, he thought you were drunk.

(2)Slangs!
Son: Leaders of both ruling and oppositions are using slang to attack each other.
Dad: Now just publish a book on electoral slang and it'll sell like hot cakes.Of course, don't forget to dedicate it to Anil Bose.

(3)Monitoring!
Son:Dad,during campaign Didi always keeps loitering on dais.How would she keep seated in chair calmly as CM at writers?
Dad: In Didi's party there's none next to her.So she'd have to keep pacing up and down at Veranda to monitor administration.

(4) Taming goons!.
Son:At an election meeting Didi was flexing muscle and claimed that she taught many rowdies(meaning CPM) lessons, complained ruling party.
Dad:Didi did nothing wrong.She was simply speaking of women's power and referring to Damayanti Sen as an example.

Unusual Interest Of Foreign Press

In 2011 Assembly Polls in Bengal: Abundant interest being displayed by foreign press in elections being held at a pocket of vast Indian subcontinent can not but draw the attention of any knowledgeable and sensible voter.Foreign press like BBC,Guardian, New York Times and Wall Street Journal have devoted columns after columns on Fire Brand leader Mamata Banerjee who is poised to dismantle 34yr old red citadels in West Bengal.In fact,journalists of foreign press stay put at Bengal to see the collapse of red regime like house of cards before their eyes.But why do they take so much interest in a petty state elections and favour Mamata Banerjee, leader of a defacto regional party?The answer is simple.The results of assembly elections reflect the strength of the Left in West Bengal.This state normally contributes maximum Left MPs to national politics.Primarily these Left MPs stand in the way of implementation of so called pro-US 'market economy' by the Center.They oppose many policies of the center as anti- people.So the lesser is the strength of the Left in Bengal,the lesser would be the numerical strength of Left MPs in the parliament.So obviously it would be easier for the center to translate the pro-US policies of their choice,may it be anti people, into action relatively unopposed.It also facilitates promotion of rapport between India and US.So it's natural America takes special interest in assembly elections of Bengal.However,whatever may be the speculations of foreign media, they might prove wrong by the will of the people.

Looking forward to May 13,2011.

Both ruling and opposition parties emphatically claim they'd win elections.It's normal as no party contesting elections ever claim in public they'd lose.It's no doubt Mamata is an efficient crowd puller and a charismatic leader.But it does not necessarily mean most of the people present in the crowd would vote for Mamata.In 2001 assembly elections Mamata drew almost similar crowds whereever she went but TMC fared badly in elections.Of course, it's true situation has considerably changed precisely since 2007.So psyche of the crowds in 2011 can't be compared with that of 2001 or of intermediate years.Singur and Nandigram episodes discernibly influenced voters as the LF was routed in Lok Sabha polls.What's most interesting is that the electorate apparently rewarded Mamata with overwhelming victory in Lok Sabha polls despite her pivotal role to compel Tatas to shift near-complete Nano factory to Gujarat.It's the task of the psychologists and sociologists to explain this bizarre behavior of the voters.Perhaps shoot-out at Nandigram and forcible acquisition of multi crop farm land hurt people more than Tata's exit from the state.Of course, psephologist might say LF was miserably defeated as TMC and Congress fought jointly.However,in the civic polls those followed Lok Sabha polls LF fared badly too. Incidentally,in civic polls there was no seat adjustment between Cong and TMC.

Two years have gone by since civic polls were held.LF claims it's regained their lost ground to a considerable extent. Assembly polls have already started.Survey in an electronic Channel forecasts only 76 seats for LF .Foreign media are very much eager about polls in Bengal.Many Western media houses have already come to stay in our state to see(or enjoy) for themselves the collapse of 34-year-old Left rule.But nobody knows what's in people's mind.So we keep looking forward to May 13, 2011.

Wild Allegations!

Housing Minister Goutam Deb's made allegations that Mukul Ray handed over Rs.15 lacs each to 226 poll cndidates of TMC on March 25,2011 at the behest of TMC supremo.To make black money white candidates were asked to issue coupons of denominations Rs.100.00, Rs.200.00 and Rs.500.0 to fake names and there after destroy the coupons.The allegation seems to be too wild to be true.But the question is how dare a responsible minister make such a serious allegation unless he is equipped with sufficient evidence to establish his claim?He knows TMC won't take it lying down particularly before election.In fact, TMC supremo has sharply reacted to such serious blame and asked Mukul Ray to file a defamation suit against Goutam Deb.Deb, however, claims he's sufficient proof to justify his claim.People are really confused.TMC chief has a clean image and Goutam Deb too is considered honest and outspoken by a section of electorate.So Election Commission should thoroughly investigate the case to unearth truth.If the allegation is proved not true Mr.Deb must face the music.

Crown before Coronation!

In lighter vein only
(1)Code of Conduct
Neighbour: So far as I know you’re going to be grandmother in the 3rd week of April.
Lady: No, date has been postponed by medication.
Neighbour: Why?
Lady: It’s Election Commissioner’s order.
Neighboue: Please elaborate. I understand nothing.
Lady: My son‘s contesting election, so he cannot make any gift to us till the election is over.
(2)Coupons
Ruling party (RP): In the election opposition is spending huge amount of black money.
Opposition (OP): Never. Hold your tongue, please.
RP: Where has money come from?
OP: It’s money of Ma Mati and Manush! It’s collected by issuing coupons of different denominations.
RP: Where are the counter foils?
OP: To lessen stationary charges we printed coupons without counter foils like cheque books of many banks.
(3)Crown:
Son: Dad, people say Didi seems to have worn crown even before coronation.
Dad: Never mind, Didi perhaps tries to feel from now how uneasy lies the head that wears a crown.

Binayak Sen!

We're all happy that apex court has granted bail to Dr.Binayak Sen who has been incarcerating in Raipur jail of Chhattisgarh serving life sentence since 24 December 2010 convicted in charge of sedition and treason.What's most interesting is while granting Dr.Sen's bail petition Supreme Court almost summarily dismissed charge of sedition and treason slapped on him by Chhattishgar High court.According to apex court possession of Naxalite literature does not necessarily mean that a man is a Naxalite.He can at best be called sympathizer of Naxals.Court has given an analogy also.If Gandhian literature is found with a man, he can't be called Gandhian either.It's really very shocking in the existing legal provisions how easily life imprisonment can be awarded to a man.In the present case if Binayak Sen would not have sought intervention of SC, he would have to suffer life term practically without fault or for a minor fault that he is a sympathizer of Naxals.

Binayak Sen MD,a pediatrician could have earned a lot of money by private practice like many other doctors.But he dedicated his life for tribal people in remote villages who are deprived of medical attention.Dr.Sen has earned the distinction of publishing paper in the most prestigious British medical journal Lancet where he talked about severe inaccessibility of medical service to the poor in India.

It's mentionable that a host of Nobel Laureates including Amartya Sen advocated for Dr.Sen's release from jail.Now we need many more Binayak Sens for the rural poor.

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Letter to Editor

Dear Sir,
Gana shakti is CPI(M)'s party organ and Ananda Bazar Patrika seems to be TMC's,though not offically.Certainly,your patrika has much higher circulation than Ganasakti and so TMC can reach larger segment of the poulation through you than CPI(M).I have been acquainted with your anti-Left stance and pro-US tilt from my boyhood days.Now I'm a senior Citizen.I can't but help respecting your unrelenting crusade against the Left.But what's unfortunate for you that despite your doggedness to eradicate the Left from Bengal,it has stayed put here for as many as long 34 years without let-up.It's really a mystery.You've tried to explain this mystery by invoking the concept of scientific rigging along with many other theories.But it failed to satisfy the electorate and they returned LF again and again.However,now many people say 'change of power' is a must in the coming polls.You're equally confident too and echo this view with louder voice through your print and electronic media.You say more than what proponent of 'Change' says.If the leaders say ' wind of change' has hit the state,you say its 'tsunami of change'.In fact 'tsunami of change' struck the state 2 yrs ago in Lok sabha polls that routed LF and then came civic polls which too swept LF like tsunami.But now political situation has changed a lot, the wind of change has almost ceased to blow.You need not worry.It's our surmise only.No body knows what is in people's mind.Wait till May 13.Till then carry on propaganda for TMC in full swing.Wish you best of luck and let your dream come true.

Corruptions and Anna Hazare

Corruptions in our country are nothing new.What's most interesting is people engaged in corrupt practices; particularly in high places get off Scot free.Scams after scams have hit our nations at different times but arm of law, however, long it may be can't reach the scamsters and if it at all touches them, they some how get off the hook.In recent times corruptions have taken dreadful proportions. Recently in a short span of time host of scams surfaced one after another. UPA govt was initially dragging its feet to take actions against the offenders but later it swung into action under duress.A.Raja,minister, Telecommunication, the most unfortunate guy in deed has been put behind the bar though normally a minister seldom faces such dishonour. Inquiries into other scams have been initiated perhaps only to find those involved in the offence are set free through the lacunae of the existing law.The people engineering scams normally roam in our society with their heads high and common men helplessly keep looking at them with pent-up rage.Govts time and again assure to deal with corruption in high places by passing Lokpal bill but the bill is yet see the light of the day in last 42 yrs for some reason or other.So the dishonest guys at the higher echelon of the administration keeps plundering the nation unabated and unscathed.

Recently a diminutive man clad in white dhoti and punjabi and sporting a Gandhi cap named Anna Hazare has declared crusade against corruption.Anna a social activist started fast unto death till Lokpal Bill was passed in parliament, of course with some modifications to eradicate corruption.Initially govt underestimated the strength of his movement but when people all over the country cutting across all sections of our society extended their whole hearted support to him and thousands of people gathered where Anna was observing his indefinite fast to express their solidarity with him and participated in fast too, govt could well realise the mood of the common people against corruptions.Anna simply inflamed the time long popular passion against the corruptions which have shown us in extremely poor light before the world.India is held aloft as one of the moist corrupt countries in the globe.Interestingly, perhaps little did Anna think when he started his fast unto death that he'd be almost swept away by such overwhelming popular support.Anna in reality ignited the inner rage of common people against corruption.Govt has ultimately conceded Anna's demand of passing the much talked-about Lokpal Bill.Anna has issued an ultimatum to the Prime minister that Lokpal Bill be passed in parliament by 15 August.In fact, Anna has postponed his agitation only as he's threatened he'd resume fast if govt back track on its promise.Anna knows there're people with vested interest in govt and political parties who'd try hard not to get the Lokpal Bill passed in parliament as they have been doing for last 42 years.These unholy forces have already started their nasty games again to befuddle the issue of corruption.But Anna is made of sterner stuff.He'd fight to the last and get the Bill passed as he enjoys the fullest support and confidence of the teeming million across the country.

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Poor Show!

I normally surf different channels mainly for their views on goings-on in electoral fray.Much to my dismay,I find no channel to dish out impartial views on political matter.In fact, they're biased and take sides with either ruling party or the opposition.Pehaps the channel is guided by the bussiness house that owns it.So far as I know your channel is owned by a political party.No wonder you'll make poll propaganda in favour of the party concerned.But quality of people whom you've recruited for this job are much below the mark.They're simply irritating and know not how to anchor a program or present views.So placement of views is dull and drab and in most cases irritatingly biased and extremely silly, let alone a semblance of intelligence is associated with it.One would wonder how these people with this level of intelligence could be journlists in electronic media.Even if your target viewers are mere villagers, they too would be obliged to switch off their TV sets in utter disgusts as foolishness too has its limits.The political party that reportedly owns your channel has not definitely run short of money, particularly before election. Then why don't you employ efficient people to run the show, if your soul aim is to burgeon vote bank by campaign in electronic media?

To Editor,TOI

Guiding Voters:
Dear Sir,
Thanks you've made the task of the voters much easier than ever before.You're thinking for them and apparently guiding 'em as to whom to vote.In fact, in this exercise fence sitters, who might determine results of polls, are more benefited than the others .You've made the task of the candidates contesting polls much easier too.You've taken field almost directly to campaign for a particular political party rather openly without any hide and seek or hypocrisy,what so ever.So you deserve full marks in honesty and integrity at least in this regard.You seem to have declared the party of your choice victorious even before the battle begins.As a national daily(never mind not calling it international) you've focused all your verve and zeal on a single issue, that is, to oust the ruling party from power in a none-too-big state like West Bengal.It's your added goodness that you spare much of space in your esteemed daily for a defacto regional party for days together.It's your noble endeavor to refurbish the image of the party you earnestly see to come out with flying coulours .But if the ruling parties have to combat the combined opposition of powerful adversaries like you and the political opponents it proves really tough to win election.Isn't it a stark reality?

Replacing Sourav as EC Ambassador!

Controversy never leaves Sourav Ganguli.Though initially unwilling, repeatedly requested by Election Commission to act as one of the Brand Ambassadors of EC along with Percussionist Bikram Ghosh to motivate electorate to exercise their franchise in the upcoming assembly polls Sourav ultimately agreed to do the job.But TMC objected to Sourav's inclusion on the ground of his closeness to ruling party and as a result EC got into an embarrassing situation.Sourav sensed unnecessary controversy cropping up and withdrew himself to protect him from further humiliation.EC has, however, engaged Indian skipper M.S.Dhoni and ex-Prez APJ Kalam in place of Sourav. It's really irony of fate for Sourav that he has been time and again dragged into unpleasant situation for no fault of his own.It's really pathetic.

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For Voters Only

In lighter vein:
(1)Privacy!
Candidate:Vote for me, I'd always be with you.
Voter:That's why we can't vote you.
Candidate:Why?
Voter:We'd have no privacy at all!

(2)Misrule!
Son: A TMC candidate claims people want to get rid of LF's misrule. Is it true, dad?
Dad: Yes, my son.They want TMC's Miss-rule.

(3)Walking!
Son:Why does Didi walk long distance on foot for poll campaign almost every day?
Dad: Didi's health conscious.She knows walking is a good exercise.

Writers' Trophy!

Twin wins
It was way back in 1983 India won ODI W.CUP under the captaincy of Kapildev.Now in 2011 India again lifted this trophy under the leadership of M.S.Dhoni after 28 yrs.Interestingly,it's also the same year like Dhonis, Didi's also is trying hard to wrest another prestigious trophy known as Writers' Trophy.This most valuable trophy transferred hands long way back in 1977.There after the recipient won it consecutively as many as seven times.In fact,Didi has been dreaming for winning this most coveted Trophy since she floated her new team in 1998.In 2001,however,Didi thought she'd surely win it but she was let down.This time Didi's quite confident her dream would come true and this confidence stems from her unexpectedly brilliant performances in earlier electoral matches.So we expect to celebrate twin wins in 2011-one by Dhoni and other by Didi. Remember in 1911 Mohun Bagan defeated the British football team in IFA Shield.11 is a lucky number for Indians.Hope, it'd be a lucky number for Didi too as Didi is an Indian to the core of her heart.

Just Smile

(1)Sagar syndrome
Son: Buddha tried hard to retain Nano factory at Singur but due to Didi’s agitation Tatas shifted it to Gujarat.
Dad: Yes, my son.
Son: But people routed Buddha in L.S polls and rewarded Didi with more seats. Why, dad?
Dad: It’s called people’s Sagar syndrome, my boy.
Son: What’s all about, dad?
Dad: Once someone reported to Vidyasagar that a man was calling him names. ‘I must have done him good’, replied Vidyasagar.
(2)A- begging
Man: Where’s your father?
Son: He’s gone out a-begging.
Man: He must have squandered away all his fortune by gambling.
Son: No. He’s amassed fortune rather .He’s contesting election and has now gone out to beg votes.
(3)Win-win:
Son: Both Didi and Buddha claim to win polls.
Dad: It’s what we call win win situation, my son.

Miss the catch, miss the match!

Cricket World cup Semi Final,2011:
Those who miss the catch miss the match.Result of W.Cup semifinal match between India and Pakistan has not mismatched this common saying.The way Sachin's catches were missed repeatedly he seemed to have been blessed with charmed life.Sachin's catches were dropped as many as 4 times at 27,43,70 and 81 runs respectively.If catches at 27 or 43 were not missed Pakistan could have own the match.But 'if's and 'but's are part and parcel of every game and they determine the fate of the game.Admittedly, luck has fafoured Sachin a lot and he's made it to the 'Man of the Match' and along with India's made to Final.Now is the time not to look back but only to look forward and strive hard to win W.Cup 2011.

Wikileaks!

1)Wiki leaks
Son: Dad, now many politicians are trembling in their shoes afraid of wiki leaks' disclosure about them in coming days.
Dad: Yes, my son.Soon in parliament debates on Wiki leaks' revelations would stop.

(2)Alliance with honour
Son: Dad, Congress clamoured for a respectable alliance with TMC.
Dad: Yes, my boy.
Son: Is it alliance with respect?
Dad: Yes, my son.It's an alliance to respect the High Command.

(3)Whom to vote?
Son: Dad, are you pro-changer or no-changer?
Dad: I'm always a pro-changer,my boy provided, of course, it's a change for the better!

Poll Prospect Of Congress In Bengal

Congress took more than three weeks to declare the names of the contestants in upcoming assembly election since the announcement of poll dates.But what's unfortunate the list has practically satisfied none.So now all hell has broken loose.Infighting among the Congress workers has started almost in every district.Workers from many constituencies are staging demonstrations at Pradesh Congress office for change of candidates.However, it's nothing new for Congress.Before each election almost similar things happen.What is worrying is this time resentment among congress activists is quite high.Many heavy weight Congress leaders have been denied tickets.At many places the disgruntled leaderships are fielding candidates to contest the official ones. Heavyweight leaders like Adhir Choudhury in Murshidabad and Shanker Singh in Nadia have declared rebellion openly.Again, some Congress workers at Murshidabad have reportedly burnt the pictures of Adhir Choudhury in protest. Congress party seems now to be in total disarray.SUCI, PDS and other small parties which were scheduled to form alliance with Cong and TMC are now forming a separate front which would plant candidates against Cong.It's really difficult for such a disintegrated and disunited party to fight an election.It's very likely the workers won't put in their whole hearted endeavour to see their candidates win.On the contrary they might sabotage the candidatures of their own party.However, things might apparently shape up at the last moment, but under current of discontent might flow and that would stand in the way of faring well in polls,.

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