So goes life(jokes)!

(1)Morning walk!
Son:Dad,don’t go in for morning walk on high ways.
Dad: Are you worried that I might be run over?
Son: Of course! But I’m more worried about something else.
Dad: What’s that?
Son: So early in the morning there’ll be fewer people to block the road in protest,in case you are run over!
(2)A bizarre ad!
An ad of a ceiling fan reads: The fan’s so built, apart from
giving you cool breeze it ensures you cent percent success in your attempt to commit suicide by hanging from any of it’s blades!
(3)Life after death!
Publication of Life magazine was stopped for a long time. But when it was published again a reader quipped,’Who says there’s no life
after death?’
(3) Praying for other’s life!
While jumping to death from a highrise a Sumo wrestler cried out,“May God save the man I’m going to land on”.