Diamond(jokes)!

(1)For toilet!
In an examination hall an examinee asked the
invigilator, “May I go to toilet?”
“No” curtly replied the invigilator.
“ You let others go, why not me?’, enquired the examinee. “ As none of them did ask me”, said the
invigilator.

(2)Diamond!
Teacher “ Why does diamond cut diamond?”
Student, “ How can I say, sir? It’s the internal matter
of carbon family”.

(3) Consolation!
Wife: Would you marry again if I die?
Husband: Yes, as soon as possible to have one to
console me !