Passive Smoking(jokes)!

(1)Cold drink!
A: He’s very fond of cold drink!
B: What’s wrong in it?
A: He often gets drunk!
B : How does a cold drink make him drunk?
A :Because he likes cold hard drinks!

(2)Passive smoking!
A: It’s for passive smokers that I’ve given up
smoking!
B: Thanks! You really feel for them.
A: Not that! I can’t tolerate them smoking passively at
my cost!

(3)Beggar!
‘ Why do you come here for food daily? Can’t you try elsewhere?’,
the man asked the beggar.
‘ I can’t stand the spicy food served elsewhere’, snapped back
the beggar.