Sheep(jokes)!

(1)Given out!
Q. The batsman hit the ball and started running. Before
he could reach the crease, a fielder pushed the ball with
leg and it hit the stumps. Umpire gave him out. What ‘out’
was he given?
Ans. Kick out!

(2)Evicted!
A: Landlord has asked him to vacate the flat.
B: Hasn’t he paid rent in time?
A: No.
B: Then?
A: As each month he awakened landlord on dot at 12 night
to pay rent just in time!

(3)Sheep!
A: Whom do you envy most?
B: A sheep!
A: But what on earth makes you envy a sheep?
B: Because it wears cent percent pure wool!