Diabetes(jokes)!

(1)Pay more, see more!
Patient: Doc, after operation I see no better!
Doctor: At this price I can’t offer you more
vision. Pay more, see more!
Patient: I don’t mind doc,the less I see the less
I sulk!

(2)Diabetes!
Patient: What’s diabetes, doc?
Doctor: It’s a small scale sugar industry in human
body.

(3Mosquito!
Media man: Mr. Minister, mosquito borne diseases still continue to take toll! What measures are you going to take?
Minister: We’re going to train the mosquitoes so that they
refrain from carrying the life threatening virus!