Future(jokes)!

(1) Future!
A: I’m undone, my future is bleak!
B: I’m happy you too have future, may it be bleak!
A: Why do you say so?
B: It’s not me ! Your past and present say so.

(2)Fortune!
A: What’s your son?
B: He’s a famous architect!
A: Surely he earns a lot and has made a big fortune.
B: No wonder, an architect will make his own fortune!

(3)Deeds!
Teacher: What’s meant by ‘a man lives in deeds and not
in years’?
Student: Very simple sir! A man’s known by how many
property deeds he owns in his life time and not by
how many years he lives.