Burglary

(1)Suicide note!
A man committed suicide and left behind a note that reads: I hold no body
responsible for my death.However,I could die earlier if I did not marry so
late.

(2)Aim in life!
Teacher: What’s the aim in your life?
Student: To be an engineer!
Teacher: Explain why you like to be an engineer.
Student: As number of seats in medical stream is too low!

(3) Burglary!
Reporter: Salt Lake is now Burglars’ paradise! What are you doing?
Cop: We are keeping constant vigil.
Reporter: But burglaries are on the rise!
Cop: They work their work, we ours!