Vacuum Cleaner!

(1)Riz’s Marriage!
They say marriage is made in heaven. But, perhaps, Rizwan’s marriage was made in hell. So he’d to wallow in hellfire right after marriage till death rescued him!

(2)Court!
Son: Dad, High court has ordered to reinvestigate Riz’s death as a case of murder.
Dad: I think he committed suicide, my boy!
Son : How are you so sure, dad, while court thinks otherwise?
Dad: As he moved alone though he’d apprehension he could be murdered!

(3)Vacuum cleaner!
A: Floor is shinning like a mirror! How do you keep it so spotlessly clean?
B: I use vacuum cleaner.
A :I too, but mine is not so clean!
A: For better result I use broom too!