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1)God particle: Son:What's God particle the scientists are looking for? Dad:It's nothing new, my son.It's known to us since long. Son:How dad? Dad:See, God is omnipresent.He's present in you and me.So He's present in all particles.Western scientists call them God particles. 2)Law of mass action: Son: Dad, what's law of mass action? Dad: It's the action taken my mass when it turns into a mob. 3)Diabetes: Son: What's Diabetes Dad? Dad: It's the cottage industry of sugar in human system. 4)Vegetable state: Son:Dad, we do clamour against too high veg prices but not that vocal against extraordinarily high prices of fish.Do you find anything fishy in it? Dad: No my son.Perhaps it's because most of us live like a vegetable.