Statue of Liberty!

(1) Hard reality!
Commit not suicide at public places. People won’t mourn your tragic end. They’d curse you for dislocation of their work schedule.

(2)Correcting Dementia!
Patient-Doc, am I suffering from dementia?
Doctor-Yes, I know it.
Patient-How, doc?
Doctor-That day you forgot to pay my fees!
Patient-Can’t it be corrected?
Doctor-Yes, of course!
Patient-How, Doc?
Doctor-Simply by paying double fees today!

(3)Statue!
Son-One’s statue is made after one’s death.
Dad-Normally, my son.
Son-There’s statue of Liberty in USA.
Dad-Yes, my son.
Son-Is there no liberty in USA, dad?
Dad-I don’t know, my son!