Sublime Education!

(1)Sublime education!
Principal- At our institute we offer Sublime Education.
Guardian-Sir, what’s this Sublime Education all about?
Principal- Here students take admission and then sit for
examination.
Guardian-But what about teaching?
Principal- It’ optional! Students generally opt for ‘no class’. So this intermediate stage is virtually absent. Hence this education system is called Sublime Education.

(2)Tea!
Client-Why have you served almost cold tea?
Boy- It’s Darjeeling tea, sir. It gets cold as soon as it’s
prepared!

(3)Govt Service!
Good-He was in service.
Bad-He’d to retire in due time.
Ugly- He couldn’t differentiate between service life
and retired life.