Durga Puja(jokes)

(1)Theme Puja!
A: This year our theme is Aila ravaged Sunderban.
See over there minister’s distributing relief materials
among the victims.
B: Wonderful! Everything has been so lively! But
where’s Ma Durga ?
A: Don’t be so silly. It’s theme puja!
(2)Joint venture!
A: Here I see the idol of Ma Durga only. Where’s
your pandal ?
B:Don’t worry, our idol’s water proof! You’ll find our pandal in the next para as ours is a joint venture puja-a new theme!
(3)Divine act!
‘See Ma Durga’s one leg is distinctly much longer than the other! It must be idol maker’s fault!’, one pandal hopper told the other.’No.It’s divine act. Ma can make one leg longer than the other if She so likes’, added a puja organizer perhaps in drunken state!
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