Cataract(jokes)!

(1)Load shedding!
Dad : Load shedding occurs due to generation gap.
Son: I know, dad.
Dad: In our times load shedding was unheard-of.
Son :It's a generation gap ,dad!

(2)Income Tax!
Q.Why is a man entitled to concession on income tax at the age of 65?
Ans. As our average life span is 65.

(3)Cataract!
Doc: You’ve cataract in both eyes and need surgery.
Patient: How much will it cost?
Doc: At least Rs.10,000.0 for each eye.
Patient: If man had one eye only(soliloquy)!