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Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Gall stone(jokes)!

(1)Gall stone!
A: Incidences of gallstone and kidney stones have
increased manifold.
B: Perhaps we’ve entered Stone Age again!

(2)Character!
Father: Character’s precious, my child. Always prize
it high. Character once lost is lost for ever!
Son: Don’t be afraid, dad. Only those with loose character
are prone to lose it!

(3) Income Tax!
I.T.O: You’ve earned a lot and made a big fortune, but have
paid no income tax for years. How daring you are!
Man: Sir, fortune favours the brave.
I.T.O: Fortune begets misfortune too!

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