Workaholic(jokes)!

(1)Workaholic!
Son: Dad, who are called workaholics?
Dad: People who can’t do any work unless they take
alcohol.

(2) Marriage day!
A: Today’s my 3rd marriage day.
B: What a coincidence! Today’s my 3rd marriage anniversary too!
A: Not at all!
B: Why?
A: Today I’m going to marry for the 3rd time!

(3)Water logging!
Citizen: Mr.Mayor, rainy season’s in the offing. You’ve done nothing
to prevent water logging in our area.
Mayor: Rest assured this year water will not accumulate in your zone!
Citizen: But how would you solve this problem?
Mayor: By regulating rain fall in your area!