May Day Jokes

1)Reversed May Day!
Son:Dad, what's Reversed May Day?
Dad:I don't know,my son.
Son:On May Day employees earned the right of eight-hour-work a day.On reversed May Day the employers have earned the right to afford eight-hour-rest a day to employees(IT, IT es sectors etc).
(2) Red Halo!
Son:Dad, yesterday Star Ananda repeatedly displayed a red circle round the face of Anil Bose.
Dad:It was no red circle, my boy.As a perfect communist Bose was emanating a red halo.
(3)Modern Ad:
Son: Didi claims if she comes to power she would return factory along with land.
Dad:Didi's used the language of a modern ad, my son.