(1)Beggar!
Lady: You’re begging but you don’t look like a beggar. You rather look healthy and well fed!
Beggar: Madam, I won’t look sickly and under fed even if I like to!Beggars can’t be choosers!
(2)Marriage Proposal!
Man: My corepati widower dad likes you very much! I’m his only child. He’ll be happy if you marry me.
Woman: Sorry, I’ve already married your dad to make him happier!
(3)Stickler of grammar!
As a teacher of English, he was a stickler of grammar, particularly of punctuation. So when he died he first slipped into coma(comma) and then came the full stop in his life!
(4)Good Samaritan!
In a sunny winter morning an old man was lying on the road side. A passer-by asked him,’ How can I help you?’.'You can help me by simply not standing in between me and the sun’, replied the old man.
Hi Dr Pal
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