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Saturday, September 19, 2009

Other way round(jokes)!

(1)Good, bad and ugly!
Good: To spend somebody else’s money!
Bad: To spend one’s own money!
Ugly: To have one’s own money spent by somebody else!
(2)Rolling stone!
Patient:Doc,of late, I’ve gained much weight.
Doctor: Be always on the move. Don’t you know rolling
stone gathers no mass?
(3)Company!
A: Do you know I work in a reputed company?
B: Oh, it goes without saying!
A: Why?
B: Because a company’s known by the man it keeps!
(4)Highhandedness!
A:I don’t like his highhandedness!
B:He’s a decent man. He can’t be highhanded.
A: Then why does he raise his hand in every matter?

1 comment:

  1. "Time to make Old Proverb New"-Rolling Stone Gathers moss"-Have you not read?-KCM

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