Smile again(jokes)!

(1)Life after death, again!
Boss: Do you believe in life after death?
Employee: Definitely not!
Boss:Then,how did your uncle, for whose death
you could not come to office last week, meet me
to day morning?
(2)Warm motherly care!
A: Did you enjoy warm motherly care as claimed
by the private Airline?
B:Yes,it was sufficiently warm inside as most of the
AC machines were out of order and got motherly care
as airhostesses were more or less of mother’s age!
(3)Make one laugh!
Teacher: What makes you laugh?
Student: It’s you, sir!
Teacher: It’s me?
Student: Yes sir. How do you think I dare laugh in your
Class?
(4)Birthday bash!
On the 95th birthday of a man a youth said,” Hope,I’d attend your birth centenary too”.” Don’t say so, young man!Why do you think you won't live that long?.”, replied the old man.