Answering questions(jokes)!

(1)Absent since admission!
A: Sad, he could not take his university examination!
B: Why? Did he fall ill?
A:No.He could not remember which college he got
himself admitted to!
(2)Old age!
Q. What’s the perfect old age?
Ans. It’s the age at which you need whole night to
remember what you’ve done whole day!
(3)Gentleman!
Q.Who’s the perfect gentleman?
Ans.A man who lends a patient hearing to you but
can afford to immediately forget what you’ve said!
(4)Flying abroad!
Q.Who’s the first Indian woman to fly abroad?
Ans.Sita with Ravana!