Bed of Roses(jokes)!

(1)Too late!
Doctor: You’ve come in time or it would have
been too late!
Patient: Do I look seriously ill, doc?
Doctor: Oh no! Had you come here a bit late,
I would have gone out on call!

(2) Bed of roses!
Father: See my child, life’s not bed of roses!
Son: Thank God, life’s not so!
Father: Why do you say it?
Son: Were life bed of roses, we’d have been pierced
with thorns!

(3)Boxing ear!
Boy: Dad, I stood first in the class.
Dad: Very good! Who stood second?
Boy: Auntie!
Dad: Auntie?
Boy: Yes. I stood first as only I’d not done my home task
and then stood auntie to box my ears!