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Monday, October 12, 2009

Brought to book(jokes)!

(1)Brought to book!
A: See, today I’ve brought your child to book!
B: You’ve done the impossible!
A: Why?
B: Whenever I try to make him sit down
with books, he runs away!

(2)Left and Right!
TMC: We’ve right to information!
Cong: The Left’s written off this right!
TMC: It’s right and left violation of
fundamental right!
Cong; Sans this right nothing is left!

(3)Bengali version!
Some one asked the famous writer Sibram
Chakraborty,’Have you read Vishnu Dey’s
recently published poem? ‘Oh no, is it’s
Bengali version available in the market?’,
quipped Sibram.

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