(I)Melt-down!
Dad: Can you tell me the probable cause of global
melt-down, my boy?
Son: Dad, it’s most probably due to global warming!
(2)Free and fair poll!
Q.What do mean by free and fair election?
Ans.Election in which opposition wins!
(3)Gain from bandh!
Q.What is the net gain for general people from a bandh?
Ans.Congratulations from all political parties supporting
and opposing bandh!
(4)Gravity!
Man: You weigh more than you’ve claimed.
Lady: I’ve made no mis-statement, sir! It’s
due to lesser gravity. I weighed at metro station.
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