Road Safety(jokes)!

(1)Road safety!
Man: Even in Road safety week, there’s no decline in accidents!
Cop: There’s no relation between accidents and
Road safety week!
Man: Why?
Cop: In Road safety week we only see to road’s
safety. We only keep watch on if road’s not damaged
by rash driving!

(2)Selfish!
Son: God helps only selfish people!
Dad: Who says?
Son: They say God helps those who help themselves!

(3)Peaceful procession!
A: They claim their procession was peaceful!
B: They might claim it, but how do you know
the procession was peaceful?
A: It’s very simple! Police lathi charged it .