(1)Lying!
Boss: I won’t take your lies lying down! I must
sack you.
Employee: Sir, I never lie. It’s my ill luck whatever
I say never proves true!
(2)Hard of hearing!
A loudly asked B,’Are you hard of hearing?’ ‘No.
I hardly hear’, protested B.’It’s all the same’, added
A ‘Not at all. I hear only when I like to’, snapped
back B.
(3)Reading between the lines!
Teacher: Read between the lines to realize the matter
properly.
Student: How is it possible, Sir?
Teacher: Why not?
Student: Nothing is written in the space between the
lines!
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