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Thursday, October 22, 2009

Tolerance(jokes)

(1)Tolerance!
A: They can’t tolerate each other!
B: Definitely, both of them have magnetic personalities.
A: Why do you say so?
B: Because repulsion is the surer test of magnetism!

(2)Locating front!
A dog soaked in mud soiled a man’s cloth. The man
gave the dog a biscuit and started beating him with a stick. Some one asked him why he gave the dog a biscuit before beating it.’ To locate it’s hind legs, my friend’, irritatingly answered the man.

(2)Voice change!
In English grammar teaching class teacher asked a student ,’Change the voice-Rama killed Ravana’.
The boy repeated the sentence in shrilled voice and
asked,’Sir,shall I change my voice further?’.

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