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Sunday, October 25, 2009

Vice-versa(Jokes)!

A:Maoists have released OC.
B: Good news! I was afraid Maoists might
not release OC!
A: I too was worried. I thought OC might
not release Maoists!

(2)Dog’s death!
A: So sad! You’ve killed a new-born dog.
I told you not to wash the dog under the tap
for long.
B: Dog did not die due to wash. It died when
I tried to wring it dry!

(3)To err!
Master: Always remember to err is human!
Servant: Then why do you behave inhumanly
when I commit a mistake?
Master: Never mind! I do it only to demonstrate
to err is human!

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