Astrology(Jokes)!

(1)Astrology!
Astrologer: Your zodiac suggests soon you’ll
have a road accident.
Man: Can’t it be some how avoided?
Astrologer:No.But chance of your survival can
be enhanced.
Man: How?
Astrologer: It can be made that you’ll be run over
by an ambulance so that you can be rushed to
hospital immediately after accident!


(2)Second Attack!
A: How is his father? I’ve heard he’s survived
cardiac arrest and will be soon released from hospital.
B: Sad, he’s died to day!
A: Definitely of second attack!
B: Yes, the moment he heard the hospital bill he suffered
the second attack!


(3)Treating patient!
Patient: Doc, I’m under your treatment for a long time but
I’ve got no relief as yet!
Doctor: See, I treat the patient and not the disease!.