Bank loan(Jokes)!

(1)Bank loan!
Son: Dad, why did bank’s loan recovery agent lift
Ram babu’s son-in-law?
Dad: It’s very simple, my boy! Ram babu took bank loan to pay huge dowry to Shyam babu to get(buy) his son as son-in-law but unfortunately failed to repay it!

(2)Film Stars!
A: Of film stars and cricket stars who do you think
deserve higher status?
B: Obviously film stars!
A: Why ?
B: As a film star can purchase cricket stars ( Shahrukh Khan in IPL).

(3)Answer script!
A: See, university’s bound to show you answer script
on demand!
B: It’s of no use to me.
A: Why ?
B: University won’t allow my private tutor to accompany
me!