Just in Jest!

(1) Marriage!
A: They say marriage’s made in heaven!
B: But what follows after marriage is made
in hell!


(2) Divorce!
Son: What’s divorce, dad?
Dad: It’s permission for another marriage/divorce!

(3)Luckier!
Q. Why are women luckier than men?
Ans.Because women have no wives!


(4)Mortality!
Q.Man’s mortal, but what about woman?
Ans.Woman makes man mortal!