LAD(jokes)!

(1)MPLAD!
Son: Dad, will not the MP’s outburst of rage over
expenditure of local area development(LAD) money
affect TMC’s image?
Dad: May be, but not in a big way!
Son: Why?
Dad: As this development is confined to local area only!

(2)Not reachable!
A: He’s elevated his status to such a height, you can’t
reach there.
B: Who told you?
A: Whenever I try to contact him over phone ,his lady secretary says, ‘He’s not reachable’!

(3)Smoking!
A: Cigarette smoking becomes increasingly expensive!
B :Then give up smoking!
A: No. I’d rather ask the passive smokers to contribute
to my smoking expenses!