Mail Train(Jokes)!

(1)Mail train!
Sardar was waiting for a train at a railway station
with his wife. A mail train came and Sardar boarded
it and told his wife, “ See, it’s a male train, wait till
a female train comes in”.

(2)Truth and Untruth!
A: What’s the difference truth and untruth?
B: Only four inches!
A: How?
B: As the distance between eye and ear is
four inches. It’s called Da Inchi Code!

(3)Cold reception!
A: He did not come here due to cold reception.
B: Cold reception? Rather he’s given warm
reception whenever he comes here!
A: Oh not that! He could not come here simple because
he caught(received) cold.