Political Parlance(jokes)

(1)Politics!
A: See, political parties use even a dead body for
politicking
B: Yes, it’s called Body politic!

(2)New coinage!
When you toss a coin don’t say Head or Tail, instead
say Marxist or Maoist!

(3)Negotiation!
Home minister: Lay down arms and come to negotiation
table.
Maoists: Let us lay down arms on the table and start negotiation!