.(1)Begging and Buffet!
When shabbily dressed people hold their bowls and
ask for food it’s begging. When handsomely dressed
people hold their dishes and ask for food it’s buffet!
(2)Punctuality!
Son: Dad, how many of us are punctual?
Dad: Not many, my son!
Son: Then why do we clamour, if winter is a bit late?
Dad: It’s human nature to find fault with others, my son!
(3)Father’s missing!
Son: Doc, I don’t find my dad in bed!
Doc: I know. He’s missing.
Son: How can he be missing? He’s too weak to walk!
Doc: I’m happy my medicine’s worked so well he went
out of the hospital alone!
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