Child's Play(jokes)!

(1)Child’s play!
A: Be serious! It’s not a child’s play.
B: Don’t underestimate a child. Come to my house
and see what child’s play is all about.Here,nothing
is left unbroken!

(2)Sibling!
Son : Dad, Necessity is the mother of Invention. Who’s
the father?
Dad: Curiosity is the father.
Son: Has Invention no sibling?
Dad: Yes, of course. Discovery!

(3)Hair-raising!
‘ It’s a hair raising experience’, said a bald man.
‘At least not to you’, remarked his friend.
‘ Why’, asked the bald man innocently.
‘As a bald man is always a bold man. Nothing can
raise his hair’, quipped the friend.