Drug(jokes)!

(1)Exam result!
Father: Why have you not informed me that your exam result
has been out?
Son: Very recently you’ve survived a massive heart attack. So I decided not to endanger your life again!

(2)News item!
Son: Dad, this news item reads police indiscriminately arrested youths from the village. I can’t understand why police did nab the youths in particular?
Dad: Perhaps police believes in ‘ catch them young’, my son!

(3)Drug!
A: I’ve to spend much on drug!
B: Don’t take drug. It’s dangerous!
A: Dangerous? Drugs have kept me alive!
B: All drug addicts say so!
A: I’m not an addict. I take drugs for my ailments.