(1)Reading !
Lady: Why do you keep looking at me?
Man: I’m reading you like a book.
Lady: So nicely you talk! Keep reading
but don’t thumb the page!
(2)Head&Heart!
A: He’s a man of head and heart!
B: I’m afraid he might suffer both cerebral
and heart attack.
A: I’m happy you’ve no such possibility!
(3)Liquor death!
Son: Dad, liquor death takes place again!
Dad: Sad, but it’s a blessing in disguise, my son!
Son: Why, dad?
Dad: It’d create liquor phobia among the addict and help them quit alcohol.
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