(1Pick pocket!
A: The pick pocket was caught red handed and
then meted out hand to mouth treatment.
B: What’s this hand to mouth treatment all about?
A: He was roughed up and abused!
(2)Reconciliation!
A: Once they were friends, but now they’re at
daggers drawn!
B: Have you ever tried reconciliation between
them?
A: Yes, I did but couldn’t make both ends meet!
(3)Quitting smoking habit!
A: I’m happy your husband has given up smoking!
Wife: But I’m not happy.
A: Why?
Wife: If he can quit 25-year old smoking habit in a
moment, he may quit me too at any moment!
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