Health(jokes)!

(1)Health!
Q.Explain health is wealth.
Ans. Health literally generates wealth. Go in for opening a
nursing homes, health clinics ,diagnostic centers etc, you’ll
be wealthy almost overnight. That apart, your poor health is
doctor’s wealth.

(2)Little learning!
A: Do you think little learning’s a dangerous thing?
B: Of course not!
A: Why?
B: A little learning gives you a happy feeling that you
know any thing better than any body.

(3)Doctor!
Q.What is a doctor who makes a man woman by transsexual
surgery called?
Ans. Womanizer!
However, when the doctor makes a woman man by such surgery,
he’s called Manner!