(1)Prose or poem!
A: Read my new poem.
B: It’s a poem or prose, I wonder!
A: May you call it poetic prose or prose poem.
B: To do poetic justice better call it a prosaic poem!
(2)Mathematics!
Teacher: You’re all along poor in mathematics. But
this time how have you got such high marks?
Student: I’ve copied, sir!
Teacher: What a confession! You’re truly poor but
honest.
(3)Heaven and Hell!
Son: A man lives in heaven while other man lives in
hell. Why is this heaven-and-hell difference between man
and man, dad?
Dad: Only heaven knows! What the hell can we do, my son?
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