Quiz(jokes)!

(1)Quiz!
A: He fell down from a high-rise.
B: Surely he died on the spot!
A: No. He survived.
B: It was a miracle.
A: May be. He fell on a pile of sand from
first-floor balcony!

(2) Gold!
Teacher: What’s meant by ‘All that glitters is not
gold’?
Student: Whenever you see an object glitter you
may rest assured it’s not gold.
Teacher: You’re a solid gold, my boy!

(3)Identity!
A: He’s suffering from identity crisis!
B: What’s identity crisis all about?
A: He’s not sure of who he is!
B: Then how does he know it’s he who’s
suffering from identity crisis?