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Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Nursing Home(jokes)!

(1)Nursing home!
Patient: Cost of treatment at your nursing home is
too high!
Superintendent: Not at all! Here we take no risk and admit all patients into ICU.That apart, our package includes funeral cost too.

(2)Menu card!
A: Why are menu cards served at dinner party?
B: Because guests can chalk out eating plan and
check over if all prepared items have been duly served.

(3)Beggars!
A: They say beggars can’t be choosers! Do you agree to it?
B: Of course not!
A: Why?
B: Because a beggar has every right to choose whom to
beg of and what to beg for!

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