PIL(jokes)!

PIL(jokes)!
(1)Girl child!
A: Why do you like to be father of a girl child?
B: To avoid jail custody!
A: Jail custody?
A: Yes, if I’ve a son, my daughter-in-law might file 498A and you know it’s consequence!

(2)Personality!
Employee: Sir, you’ve a magnetic personality. You can attract people by this rare quality.
Boss: Do you like to see I can repel people too?
Employee: No, sir!
Boss: Why not? Don’t you know repulsion is the surer test of magnetism?

(3)PIL!
A: They’ve filed a PIL against me.
B: Why?
A: As I practice singing early morning!
B: What’s wrong in it?
A: Babies cry and elderly people fear cardiac arrest, they contend.