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Sunday, March 7, 2010

Dream(jokes)!

(1)Dream!
A: Don’t you think life’s but an empty dream?
B: Never! I believe dream can’t be empty. It’s a content
whatsoever!

(2)Marriage!
Patent: Doc, I don’t like to eat at all!
Doctor: Are you married?
Patient: No.
Doctor : Then get married at your earliest.
Patient :Doc,what bearing has marriage on eating
disorder?
Doctor: A man in stress eat too much!

(3) Life!
Doctor: Such is your state of health you must stop
taking alcohol.
Patient: What else will be left in life if I’m to quit
alcohol?
Doctor: Why? Life itself!

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