Newtonian Law!

(1)Newton’s 3rd law!
In political science class teacher asked a student,” Can you tell me the political version of Newton’s 3rd law”? A student stood
up and said,” To each and every govt’s action, there’s equal and
opposite reaction of the Opposition”.

(2) Too good or too bad to be true!
A man was abducted on his way home. Abductors demanded hefty ransom.
His son pleaded inability to pay the sum. He was asked to pay in installment.
EMI was agreed upon and stamped paper signed. The man was freed.

(3)Taming a student!
Headmaster: Now you can’t chide a student, let alone beat him.
Teacher: Then how can I tame an unruly student?
Headmaster: Simply by persuasion.
Teacher: If it fails?
Headmaster: Let him be spoilt. Mind he’s not your child!