(1)Silent strokes!
A: All his life he suffered silent strokes.
B: Strange, he could bear with so many strokes!
A: Why not?
B: How?
A: His wife stroke him with her knife-edged tongue
and he kept silent!
(2)Women’s bill!
Son: Dad, Bengalis often refer to Women’s bill as
Mahila Sanrakhsan bill. Are women endangered species?
Dad: It’s true in other sense. But the bill is Mahila Asan
Sanrakhsan bill!
(3)Abstention!
Son: Dad, why did Didi’s party abstain from voting on Women’s bill at Rajya Sabha?
Dad: She’s a leader of the masses. To her men and women
are equal. So her party took a neutral stance!
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