(1) Terminally ill!
Patient: Doc, you say I’m terminally ill.
Doctor: Yes.
Patent: So my days are numbered!
Doctor: Not yet.
Patient: Why not?
Doctor: I’m not yet certain if my diagnosis is correct!
(2)To the point!
Student: Sir, why have I fared so badly in English? Were
not the answers brief and to the point?
Teacher: Yes, they were.
Student: Then?
Teacher: But they were too brief to score point!
(3)World Enmity Day!
Q:If ‘Who helps you in need is a friend in deed’ is the message
of World Friendship Day, what will be message on World
Enmity Day?
Ans. Who helps you fall in need is a foe in deed!
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