Skipping Visit!

(1) Skipping visit!
A: Can you tell me why P.Chidambaram excluded his visit to Bardhaman
from his itinerary?
B: Just to show respect to Didi.
A: How?
B: Chidambaram is Didi’s cabinet colleague.Didi’s complained of CPM-
led terrorism at Mangolkote and other places in Bardhaman. Doesn’t it look indecent for Chidambaram to visit the place to verify the element of truth in Didi’s allegation? So he skipped the visit. After all Mr. Chidambaram is a perfect gentle man.

(2)Fire!
Son: Dad, experts say most of the high-rises and old buildings in the city are prone to fire.
Dad: Yes, my son.
Son: Would the govt sue the owners of these houses for flouting safety norms and law would take its own course?
Dad : No.Govt will only wait and see fire take its own course!

(3)Changing name!
Son: Dad, why have they changed the name of Nimtalaghat and made it Rabindraghat?
Dad: To do poetic justice, my son!