Travel Agency!

(1)Lucky!
A: I envy him!
B: Why?
A: Luck smiled on him just before his child birth.
B: But so far as I know his only son is a notorious criminal!
A: What you don’t know he was a posthumous child.

(2)Crime!
A: See, crime does not pay!
B: But I beg to differ.
A: Why?
B: It at least pays to some news TV channels.
A: How?
B: They dramatize crimes and telecast them to enhance their TRP.

(3)Travel Agency!
Agent: If you travel with our agency you’ll always feel as if you’re
at home!
Client: Then why should I spend so much of money to travel with your
agency? I’ve better stay at home.